SlothSlayer

Husband, father, follower of Christ. Like to game and enjoy the great outdoors.

[SlothSlayer @RealSlothSlayer]

Here's a throwback to basically what I do everyday behind the wheel of this truck 😂

[SlothSlayer @RealSlothSlayer]

Ever wonder what Truckers listen to during those long hauls?
EVERYTHING!
And they're not afraid to rock out to any song 😁
So for your viewing pleasure (or torture) here's me showing you what I do everyday 🤣

[SlothSlayer @RealSlothSlayer]

@ChrisandOla That's right 😂

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I don't normally for speed during the summer heat here on the coast, but I made an exception today for a 5K run.
Despite the heat and humidity, I ran it in 24:57
What was my motivation?
We're having pizza tonight 😁
Supper time! (Don't judge how much I eat tonight)
Let's go!

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

BREAKING: The jury has been selected in the Karmelo Anthony trial.

Karmelo Anthony supporters are angry because there are no African Americans on the jury.

Also, up until now, we were under the impression that the jury would be sequestered.

They were not.

This means jurors will return home each day rather than being isolated for the duration of the trial.

[SlothSlayer @RealSlothSlayer]

@therealbaldtim 🤣🤣🤣

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Must be Talarico's 😂

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Her britches should be suing for damages

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@SarahisCensored If your side has to lie to win, then you're on the wrong side

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@brandt_lor23351 🤣🤣🤣

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@FFAFamily But how else will people get their interactions unless they steal TikTok videos!?

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@aaronsbeard5678 Give that guy a medal!

[SlothSlayer @RealSlothSlayer]

Guy was justified.
Nobody is allowed to microwave fish, including law enforcement

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

[SlothSlayer @RealSlothSlayer]

@AxeSentinel Have fun 😂😂😂

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Need proof women will buy anything as long as it's cute?
My wife spent $150 on this ridiculously small fridge for her sourdough starter.
She calls it Doby Flenderson's "Starter" home... (Doby is the name of her starter 😂)

[SlothSlayer @RealSlothSlayer]

@nypost Free him.
He was completely justified

[SlothSlayer @RealSlothSlayer]

@iShowPooo

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@farmingandJesus I may use this as a ringtone 🤣🤣🤣

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@brandt_lor23351 I may be crazy, but I ain't stupid!
I run alot so I can outrun my wife when i say something I know will get me in trouble 😂😂😂

[SlothSlayer @RealSlothSlayer]

And I'll do it! 😂

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@brandt_lor23351 😂😂😂

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@LizzieMarbach @AL_J82 That guy's post equates Mary to God.
He sees her as a goddess 😬