@barstoolsports That’s total BS. I am the jock cleaner for Kim Jong-Un. If his jock has 1 speck of dirt on it I will be executed instantly. That’s pressure.
@BarstoolBigCat What course? I could use a free round. Hopefully it’s not at Briarwood because I have been banned from there for allegedly shitting in the steam room.
@danabeers That makes sense considering you made a messi at Te’ Jay’s last night. Clean up your cum after you read the fuck book. It’s a common courtesy. You’re lucky I spoke with Te’ Jay himself and got you a warning instead of a permanent ban. See ya there later tonight. Say 2 AM
@MeganMakinMoney Hey @danabeers if you wear your pants a little tighter maybe your tiny wang will show through. See ya at Te’ Jay’s later tonight. Let’s say 2 AM as usual.
@BarstoolBigCat I’m playing Gertha Finklestein in pickleball tonight. Game starts in 30 min. She’s 87 years old and has a bad hip. Take me on the moneyline. I’m pretty wasted right now but confident I will win.
@BarstoolBigCat Did @danabeers invite you to his party tonight at Te’ Jay’s or is he too fucking embarrassed to admit he goes there 4 nights a week? Party starts at 2 AM. See ya there hopefully
@EddieBarstool Ed, me and my boys are here also. You are invited to our nude pancake breakfast tomorrow morning. We have invited you in the past. You better show up this time!!!!
@BarstoolBigCat My cat Buttcheeks is a phenomenal athlete. He’s never dropped a ball. He is also fantastic at licking cat nip off my balls. I’d put him up there with secretariat any day.
@danabeers I’ve seen you play for Barstool NY. No way you averaged a double double unless you’re talking about shitting and jerking off 10 times a day.