Mr. Socko

Every day with Mick Foley was an adventure I never wanted, like swimming naked in a pool filled with broken glass.

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

You know, people ask me. "Socko," they says, "what's it like now that Mick's retired? Are you bored?"

Let me tell you something, son. I lived in Mick Foley's unwashed tights. I was forced to do things no sock should ever do. Every day I longed for the sweet embrace of death.

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

@Bunnybrie2 @JordynneGrace Maybe he was afraid you would beat him up while your husband laughed at him.

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

@SophieKingPW Well, momma, you got yourself some killer curves for damn sure.

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

@JordynneGrace Have some Artistically Risqué Works in the gallery, do we? Lol

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

@JordynneGrace What you need to do now is look your husband in the eyes and repeat the following:

"I hope you know this means war."

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

@NylaRoseBeast The PS4 Godzilla game.

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

@RealMickFoley LOOK I COLORED IT ALL BY MYSELF CAN WE PUT IT ON THE FRIDGE?!

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

@HmoodWrestling He could have been great and terrible if they let his first several matches be one sided victories so his hype could get astronomical.

He should have had a devilish win loss record to show how dangerous he was.

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

@SuckMeSanchez Don't tell her. Let it be a surprise. Then sign her up for a hardcore championship match.

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

@A_New_Day_70 First, I am wondering how you got into my house.

Second, I am wondering if someone is playing a practical joke on me.

Third, I am going to take a very not subtle full minute stare at that ass.

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

@RealMickFoley @AliWWE @WWE I feel the same way about Orange Cassidy, O Creator.

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

@WardlowsTie

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@WardlowsTie

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

@EBischoff It's a sea turtle.

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

@JordynneGrace I'm a sentient sock that lived in Mick Foley's underwear and was forced into his opponent's mouths.

Nothing about me is normal.

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

@BrittBJacketIWB @MjfScarf I disagree. She has all the red flags of a new Mick Foley.

#NotMyRoleModel
#ImHavingFlashbacksToADarkerTime
#TheThingsIveSeen

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

@JordynneGrace I think it makes sense, honestly. Someone who shoots up a public building is clearly sick. I don't mean that as in all people who are mentally sick are evil. But I will say that something is wrong. I think more money put into psychological studies would benefit the world greatly.

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

@JimmysStapleGun You're probably not wrong, but at least we can be guaranteed to have black jack and hookers.

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

Survey time to the 4 people that treat me like I'm a relevant famous crew sock:

A car pulls up to you, and I'm driving. I got spiffy shades on. I have no idea why I have spiffy shades on, aside from their spiffiness.

I say "get in, loser!"

What are we about to do?

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

@IMPACTWRESTLING @JordynneGrace @AXSTV This may be the vodka talking, but I have the weirdest fear boner for that woman.

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

@ToruYanoFanAcct @JimmysStapleGun As someone who's seen that she did porn a couple years ago, and some "purely scientific and legit" research, i deduced that she is not an attractive lay.

Like is she having an orgasm, or is she actually choking on her own breath and needs a doctor?

[Mr. Socko @RealSocko]

@A_New_Day_70 Mick Foley. He's there in spirit. I can feel it in my thread count.