Dan Stern

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@TrixTheAlien 1. Between them

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@diaz_izarra @TrixTheAlien I’m pretty sure the answer for question two is yes.

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@Unown_speaks @wolfncrisis Dogs > Cats

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@wolfncrisis You got this! You are the real king of the jungle.

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@ContraTyrannis @femm3_failur3 @AliceSnaky @daveed_1931 Your comment was stupid, so don’t even try to play it off. Again, the issue isn’t back then but right now. You guys don’t season your food, like at all.

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@SalamenceFan373 @ginandjuniper @HalfTangible Alright

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@JamiemArch2017 @ElpadrinoLA14 @SmittenLilith @SaberSpag @AliceSnaky @daveed_1931 Yes, you creatures barely even cook your food. You want us to believe you know what salt and pepper is?

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@ContraTyrannis @femm3_failur3 @AliceSnaky @daveed_1931 How poor is your country that spices cost an entire weeks pay?

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@mimikkiki @Unpecul @gusherssteak7 @AliceSnaky @daveed_1931 Most of this looks like literal trash. How do you people even stomach it?

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@SalamenceFan373 @ginandjuniper @HalfTangible Not if you don’t have a knife.

Being a killer is not the same as a murderer.

Knives aren’t really regulated, and other tools that can be used as weapons aren’t either.

That’s not the intended purpose, but you absolutely can incapacitate.

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@SalamenceFan373 @ginandjuniper @HalfTangible What? Pyro is literally the best! Maybe you just need to try it again

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@SalamenceFan373 @ginandjuniper @HalfTangible Trust me, having a gun helps in every life or death situation.

It’s much harder to defend if you don’t have a gun. You’ll actually need to get close, and getting close can easily lead to you getting overpowered.

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@SalamenceFan373 @ginandjuniper @HalfTangible :O

What about Demoman or Soldier? What about the Spy or Engineer?

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@SalamenceFan373 @ginandjuniper @HalfTangible An unfortunate circumstance, but the people usually behind these horrific events obtain firearms via illegal means. Even removing guns they’d still carry out these horrific acts. Just switch the guns out for knives, cars, or any other weapons.

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@SalamenceFan373 @ginandjuniper @HalfTangible What? You know you can use a gun non-lethally, right?

We’ve already applied those measures to guns.

Do…do you think people are just given guns?