Steven L. Suhr

Self-proclaimed midget worshiper

[Steven L. Suhr @RealSteveSuhr]

Hey @IzBruno does julie have Twitter??????

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@FILLmeup12 I bet you had to google how to spell mannequin

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I moan when I'm eating pizza more than when I'm having sex anymore

[Steven L. Suhr @RealSteveSuhr]

If traveling is cool then consider me Grayson Allen

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Taking a nap waking up with a woody with no recollection of what you had a dream about. #losing

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I'm gooder than this whole Nebraska team. They like gay midgets #fagz

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Business casual at work today

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I had wonderful dreams about Tim Miles last night 💦

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Tried https://t.co/KNCyKzzsc3 today. I couldn't get in

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@BigBanger648 maybe tonight...sorry I've been participating in a wet midget tossing competition the last 2 weeks

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Happy Christmas Eve ya filthy fat fucks!

[not Johnny Manziel (parody) @JohnnyFootbalI]

Ray Lewis said tonight that I need to sharpen up & make better life decisions. I should give him a call to see how I can hide my "mistakes"

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Bret Bielema looks like a fat Alec Baldwin

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Is there anyone who lives in the past more than Matt Davidson?

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Post season baseball with Joba makes me warm and fuzzy inside

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@ericbrowning26 that sounds about right

[Steven L. Suhr @RealSteveSuhr]

My name is Steven and I like jean shorts, soft pornography, deviled eggs and Mormons.

[Steven L. Suhr @RealSteveSuhr]

Sitting here wondering to myself.....how many moms in Bancroft rock a full bush