Josh Hlavka

Views expressed here are mine. | @realswampcast - Host | No redeeming qualities. Doesn't have good takes. Not smart. Not kind. Just a drain on world resources.

[Josh Hlavka @RealSwampJosh]

@Krysx7 Correct

Not a single mention of myself yet

[Josh Hlavka @RealSwampJosh]

@DennisMisigoy Maybe. I don’t know how Canada and Mexico peacefully split up the U.S., but I do think they would face horrors they couldn’t comprehend if they tried to actually split up the U.S.

Absorbing American culture is not something either of our neighbors are ready for

[Josh Hlavka @RealSwampJosh]

I wonder if foreigners think we will magically not be violent if they were to try and take over America?

[Josh Hlavka @RealSwampJosh]

Don’t care who you are

Don’t care where you’re from

I will smoke your ass like good brisket if you ever try to play me in OG Smash on a N64.

And I’ll do it with Link just to make it more embarrassing for you

[Video Game History @VideoGameHstry]

It's 1999 and you're selecting your first fighter in Super Smash Bros.

[Josh Hlavka @RealSwampJosh]

TOTSE

Newgrounds

Stick Death

[Hubert Thieblot @hthieblot]

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010.

What’s the one website/app you still think about?

[Josh Hlavka @RealSwampJosh]

The Legend of Dragoon doesn’t need a remake. It needs a sequel/prequel game and the original game to made into a multi part, Hollywood movie.

[PlayStation Nostalgia @PlayStalgiaX]

You can pick only ONE.

• Legend of Dragoon Remake
• Dino Crisis Remake
• Jak 4
• Sly Cooper 5
• Ape Escape 4
• SOCOM reboot
• Resistance returns
• Killzone returns
• inFamous returns
• Twisted Metal returns
• MotorStorm returns

[Josh Hlavka @RealSwampJosh]

@DennisMisigoy @Weir4Liberty “Lucha Libertad” is a little more digestible and speaks more to the heart of the fight for freedom.

[Josh Hlavka @RealSwampJosh]

When @Weir4Liberty finally gets his dress code but you still wanna party in El Paso in ‘28

[C2quared @beachbumpablo]

The lucha mask +suit combo top 10 hardest fits in human history

[Josh Hlavka @RealSwampJosh]

@DennisMisigoy @Weir4Liberty I wonder how many delegates we could get to buy into this idea? 🤔🤔

[Josh Hlavka @RealSwampJosh]

@LPpowerofone @AjaxtheGriff @LPNational @realSwampCast Oh, I have zero interest in organizing this! @realSwampCast also produced its final weekly episode tonight, so don’t foresee us doing it there.

Maybe the COC can make it part of the festivities in El Paso 🙂

[Josh Hlavka @RealSwampJosh]

I suggested a “Roast of the LP” as part of the LNC for both DC and GR.

The two most recent @LPNational chairs both told me we could not do it, because members would take it too seriously and get enraged.

This is why I roast yall on @realSwampCast instead

[𝗚⃪𝗿⃪𝘂⃪𝗺⃪𝗽⃪𝘆⃪ 𝗚⃪𝗻⃪𝗼⃪𝗺⃪𝗲⃪ @Gnome4308]

@imsarahbella *Roastmasters

[Robert Vinson @rvinsoncomedy]

The Final Episode w/ Cat Hartley | Ep 200 https://t.co/1x2117vePX via @YouTube

[Josh Hlavka @RealSwampJosh]

@Krysx7 @LPNational @realSwampCast 1. You have to be able to take a joke to host a roast

2. You have to be able to identify a joke to host a roast

The delegates would clearly struggle with one, if not both of these points. I blame the abundance of autism personally

[Josh Hlavka @RealSwampJosh]

I support a Greater Arizona

[Nathan Madden #DitatDeus @NathanMadden98]

@jeffreym_nelson

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@Krysx7

[Josh Hlavka @RealSwampJosh]

@rvinsoncomedy @Arizona_LP @LibertarianG0th Uno. When the fuck did I get passed the gavel here?

Dos. You can tell a lot by someone’s response to the shopping cart exercise

Tres. I have learned to count in Spanish

Cuatro. The coin return is the classic resolution, and the correct one

[Josh Hlavka @RealSwampJosh]

@avensobrien Nothing will be worse then DC was on Sunday.

I pray El Paso's hall is a reasonable temp, and unknown body odors will be. If not, I will be selling Fabreeze sprays as well to to diversify my revenue streams

[Josh Hlavka @RealSwampJosh]

Excellent idea, I will now be considering renting space heaters.

Dunno how well they're gonna do in El Paso when it is gonna be like 89* out, but I understand some of us just aren't built for the heat either 🌵

[Avens O'Brien @avensobrien]

For future delegations to @LPNational Conventions - yes, usually the convention floor is freezing (2026 was honestly the only exception in 7 national conventions I've experienced), and there's always at least one Point of Privilege from the floor about it.

I highly recommend an enterprising & entrepreneurial delegate (or staff) make Libertarian-themed snuggies or sweaters for delegates to purchase (or rent!) for the event.

Every problem is an opportunity in disguise.

(No, I won't be doing it, I have far too many logistics each convention).

[Josh Hlavka @RealSwampJosh]

Every now and again someone comes along who inspires me to do more.

Thank you @CHUCKunMONEY for being an inspiration to many this weekend. Onward Ho!

[Josh Hlavka @RealSwampJosh]

@PinellasLP You will be missed