Rizzler

Sub-Par sports bettor. POD RECORD 1-0

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I really think Sabrina carpenter and I would be good friends

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They have to book their Cancun trip soon tho… this is heating up

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Live tweeting the 40 year old couple next to me actively breaking up

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He’s tired of having intense conversations

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Jessica Alba has been firmly moved into my top 20 celebrity crushes of all time. I will accept no questions at this time!

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Started drinking #alcohol 10 mins before my work day ended #beast #boss #badass

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If you recline your seat on a domestic flight under 2 hours I’m gonna jam my knees into your lumbar

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Who’s got it better than this guy??

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Lock of the Day:
Phillies ML 🔒

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I’m gonna order a delivery chipotle bowl and make it so spicy I can’t enjoy it

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QBs should not be allowed to wear #47. Bear Bachmeier should be stripped of all of his NIL money! #BYU

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Ariana grande on the soundbar but watching college football 🤭🤭

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Billy Joel fucking rules

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The haters and losers, of which there are many, are furious I’m watching National Geographic documentaries about the Roman Empire at 11 pm on a Sunday

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Accidentally watched the full elimination game of 2024 Little League World Series on TikTok. Canada vs Puerto Rico was a crazy matchup.

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The office was closed today, so I went in just to get my 9am dump in. One thing about me is that I’m consistent

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Drinks are 30$ at #CMAfest get me to gods country

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I’m gonna crank my hog at #CMAfest

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I’m right on the brink of consciousness #CMAfest

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Bout to walk through the Vatican @Pontifex