Commentary Elon Musk News

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Which one matches Elon's lips?

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What do you value more in a friend?

A) Honesty
B) Loyalty
C) Humor
D) All equally

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Night owl or early bird?

A) Night owl
B) Early bird
C) Depends on the day
D) Neither, just tired

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What’s harder for you?

A) Waking up early
B) Going to sleep early
C) Both equally hard
D) Neither, I’m disciplined

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Have you ever met someone famous in real life?

A) Yes
B) No
C) Almost (saw them from afar)

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Be real 👇
Do you still check X first thing when you wake up?

A) Yes, every day
B) Most days
C) Rarely
D) Never

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Would you rather own a Cybertruck or a Model S Plaid?

A) Cybertruck
B) Model S Plaid
C) Neither
D) Both (in my dreams)

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If you could erase one emotion from humanity forever, which would it be?

A. Envy
B. Fear
C. Hate
D. Greed

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Answer without using yes, no, or maybe:
Would you rather have Elon’s brain for one day or his bank account forever?

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What do you really need now?

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Be Completely Honest!
Do you think people show their real self when they’re angry?

A. Yes
B. No

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What’s the most overrated flex in 2026?

A. Having multiple income streams
B. Being “offline”
C. Quoting philosophy on the timeline
D. Saying you don’t care about numbers

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Be honest 👇

If Elon Musk invited your family to dinner, would you go?

A. ❤️ Absolutely
B. 🤔 Maybe
C. 😅 No

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Long-term success requires more of what?

A. Talent
B. Discipline
C. Luck
D. Connections

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If Elon and Trump both endorsed the same candidate, would that change how you vote?

A. Yes
B. No
C. Maybe

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What’s the most honest reason people stay in bad relationships?

A. Fear of being alone
B. Hope it will change
C. Comfort

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Public opinion flips against someone you respect.
Do you still stand with them?

A. Yes
B. No
C. It depends on the reason

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Imagine Trump and Elon start a podcast together…
Would you listen every episode?

A. Absolutely
B. Sometimes
C. Never

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Be completely honest.
Have you ever pretended to agree just to avoid conflict?

Yes or No

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Your phone dies at 1% in an emergency.
Who do you call first?

A. Family
B. Best friend
C. Elon (for the memes)