Tea Nuts

Creator of “DMD Flow”

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@WheelieInvestor @0x_Parzival Yes, indeed. When the market goes south, those puts can put us in an uncomfortable situation! Pun intended…

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@BGNHoops I see so many butt hurt fleas in the comments. The point is, the MVP often doesn’t go to the best basketball player in the world.

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@BGNHoops MVP lost its meaning decades ago. In a one on one basketball game, Nash would have lost to at least 300 NBA players back then. But the voters awarded him for being a great point guard on a team with a better record.

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@MoustacheBarnes I’m not sure I’d take that bet with my dominant hand.

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@forumbluegold This was the most relaxing, stress free Lakers championship run ever (Lakers 15-1). I remember in the Finals the officials made some silly foul calls for Iverson just to get one game to OT so the 76ers could actually win a game.

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@Monica55dzrh Your driveway is really that narrow?

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I’ve done at least 100 flights that were 10-15 hours long. I often remove my shoes while I’m in my seat. My shoes are generally clean and my socks are fresh. There’s no smell and no one has ever complained to me. If someone has extremely old and disgusting shoes/socks, I guess that could be an issue. But people that dirty would probably smell regardless.

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@RasslinWalrus @ChadPSmith_ Also, this type of thing is done in baseball routinely, like when a pitcher goes after a batter for certain reasons. It’s part of the game.

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@ChadPSmith_ You clowns need to own the fact that OKC is viewed globally as flopping cowards.

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@jmthrivept In other words, “I would usually agree, but I hate the current president, so it’s all good.”

A truly sickening take…

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@mikelavonia @KirFlem You’re making subjective comments and pretending they’re facts—that’s exactly what politics is. Also, sentences have a period at the end, you dumb cuck.

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@NoRadioLuv The elite guard/center combo is as old as time. Both players were incredible during this 3-peat run. Anyone claiming otherwise is retarded or has an agenda.

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@misterspar1an @JoeTipton @On3 @MSU_Basketball @JasonKillop @Pkonyndyk @JimComparoni @BarstoolMSU @TheSpartanMag I believe you’re correct. It’s very odd behavior.

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@PostJimmer Please shut up. You’re making BYU fans look stupid.

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@bklyn_prince I choose not to compare. I’m okay with MJ as GOAT. But I also know Kobe was the best player in the world for several years. People today acting like Kobe wasn’t as great as he was is just dumb.

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@ThrowbackHoops I was at this game and it was glorious.

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@AndrewDBailey It’s also worth noting that somehow Kobe and Carmelo are getting their midrange shot off without shoving the defender away.

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@NBA__Courtside Notice that the dude defending OKC is an obese dude that never played sports outside of a video game console.

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@RedWavePress Nurses actually do quite well. Is that $75k number accurate for NYC? By the way, should that hypothetical nurse not pay sales tax or property tax either? As per usual, it’s quite easy for someone worth $239B to make such foolish comments.