Jake Janson

Turning lemonade into lemons since 1995

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is exactly what is happening

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

If Aaron Rodgers loses in the playoffs again he’s going to steal the Declaration of Independence

[Jake Janson @RealThickShady]

@Hardees did this to me with their primal biscuit and I’m still not over it

[Jayson Tatum @jaytatum0]

Not looking to good for the Celtics right now

[Jake Janson @RealThickShady]

@zaynek_25 @Waylon_JD Nothin a little triple action gold bond couldn’t fix brother 🤝

[Jake Janson @RealThickShady]

I’d feel that shit in the first 350 too

[Nile Legania Sr. @_thetrackcoach_]

Every short sprinter should feel the feeling of the last 50m of a 400m

[Jake Janson @RealThickShady]

Chris Mihm

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Oh, you’re a real Lakers fan? Who’s this?

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

mfs b wearing Dior but not Diordorant

[Jake Janson @RealThickShady]

Luka Doncic is everything Drake should be rapping about

[Kicks Deals @KicksDeals]

😀

[Mitchell Baldridge @baldridgecpa]

The only remaining stablecoin

[jake @HoungSheldon]

“We’ve got over 50 beers on tap” oh wow very nice one Miller lite bottle please

[Macc Clothing Co. @MaccClothing]

rt if you want some free shorts.

[Jake Janson @RealThickShady]

@ZayyCrayy *swole

[m @downbadbears]

Zach Lavine won’t give up on Chicago like you did.

[Jake Janson @RealThickShady]

@brooke875 Hold up… boutta go run through a damn brick wall for moms real quick

[Jake Janson @RealThickShady]

@FreeGameGriff I am

[Jake Janson @RealThickShady]

I’ve never related to an nba mvp more

[Harrison Wind @HarrisonWind]

"I just play basketball. I don't jump high. I don't run fast."

"Basketball is about teammates."

[Jake Janson @RealThickShady]

@brooke875 Well, they just lost my business.