Thomas Henry

I’m much funnier in person; I promise…

[ESPN @espn]

AURA. 🇺🇸

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Let’s go Team USA! Good luck at the World Cup, @USMNT.

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

"deal includes a $300 billion reconstruction fund for Iran."

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

we’re either gonna win 2-3 nattys or everyone’s going to jail. hell, maybe both.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

that lil "Student Driver" sticker don't mean sht to me. get tf out my way lil one

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

MOST RUNS BY AN SEC TEAM IN A CONFERENCE GAME 😱 @LSUsoftball

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

saints finally bringing niggas in with criminal records we never been so motherfucking back

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

All aboard the Nuss bus 🚍 @Garrettnuss13

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Ben Cohen, co-founder of Ben & Jerry's, was arrested after confronting Robert F. Kennedy Jr. about Gaza during a hearing on Capitol Hill: “Congress sent the bombs that kill children in Gaza and paid for them with cuts to Medicaid,” he shouted before his arrest.

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[HavanaSyndromeEnjoyer @PsyopBound]

That makes 13 scientists

[MLB @MLB]

The @Rockies win behind Troy Johnston's 3-hit night!

[LSU Gymnastics @LSUgym]

LET’S GEAUX TO THE FINAL FOUR.

[LSU Gymnastics @LSUgym]

This one’s for Lil Weezyana

#GeauxTigers | @LilTunechi

[Matt Roszak🍉🌻Find Matt's Cats on Steam @KupoGames]

Social media stopped being a net good when your feed stopped appearing in chronological order. That's when it stopped being a tool to keep in contact with others, and became a slot machine.

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

boomers will look you dead in the eye and say lifes tough meanwhile they literally fumbled fucking everything

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

Guy feeling good rn on podcasts tryna make waves for his new prank show. Mfer got traded to the Wizards so he tryna be Ashton Kutcher now. The boo’s are eternal & will be passed down generations get over it

[myke @NBAMyke]

ngl i usually hate on OKC but i don’t see the issue with this… teammates usually wear eachothers signature shoes.