Thomas Shaw

[Thomas Shaw @RealThomasShaw]

Fenian

[Thomas Shaw @RealThomasShaw]

Dropped a bottle a tonic smashed all over the kitchen floor, heard Ally McCoist talk shite, Morocco score all in the space of 6 minutes!

[Thomas Shaw @RealThomasShaw]

My Beautiful girls communion

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@TamseIIicsonIII @pauline1984

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@Bar442Glasgow Use code OPENGOAL for 25% off

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Over 60’s should be no where near supermarkets after 10 o’clock in the morning 7days a week

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@ddpp586 @PLZSoccer Ibrox

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Saturday night my boy in his bed sleeping ,me and my girls watching Titanic, nowhere else I’d rather be ❤️

[Thomas Shaw @RealThomasShaw]

@The_Tman10 Did you quote OPEN GOAL when booking the table for 20% off your bill

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Kasper Schmeichel plays like a defender that’s had tae go in goals cos the keepers injured and there’s nae sub keeper

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Went for lunch the day tae a wee cafe up ma way, 2 baked totties 17 British pounds . Am in the wrong game

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Tae the cunt horsing it up and doon ma street in a loud as fuck dirt bike, I hope you die dirt bike related horrible death, hopefully within the next ten minutes CUNT

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@JustABhoy1993 Off where? Where’s he goin? Dunfermline? Accies?

[Thomas Shaw @RealThomasShaw]

Imagine waking up on Christmas morning and Gerry o’brians naked under the tree wae mistletoe hanging fae his belly button

[Thomas Shaw @RealThomasShaw]

@B1TuckerCarlson Why is Theo Von annoyed?

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@stengo7 That’s being generous

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@TheJoeySwoll Shared Bellshill Scotland

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@CelticNewsVideo @CelticFCSLO Probably make him a board member

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@WillyGTattoo Denzel Washington