Hammurabi’s Chode

lowest net worth J.P. Morgan Private Bank Client, Certified Tismo, Auburn sports victim

[Hammurabi’s Chode @RealTigerWooods]

it’s crazy how apt the word “churn” is with respect to and in terms of “butter”

[Auburn Football @AuburnFootball]

HOW WE FEELIN' AUBURN FAMILY?! 🗣️

[Josh @JWill_205]

WAR EAGLE BITCH @KirbySmartUGA

[Justin Hokanson @_JHokanson]

"Can I get on the field after we win?"

"We're on the field, bro."

[Hammurabi’s Chode @RealTigerWooods]

Alex McPherson is an Auburn legend for eternity

[Drunk Aubie @DrunkAubie]

Auburn has a halftime lead in Athens, GA

[Trust Fund Terry @trustfundterry]

Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when Tiger Woods does it, suddenly everyone wants to take away his driver’s license and prescription painkillers

[Chip Ember @chiphenny]

Hold the jackets … 2 more weeks of polos. Will reevaluate on Halloween. Do not break early, everyone will remember

[Indigo @Indigoutside]

that’s not exactly what I was gonna ask…

[Hammurabi’s Chode @RealTigerWooods]

dude how do they keep finding these ladies that look like fucked up skyrim characters

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Trump administration announces Barbera Thornhill has joined the State Department to lead U.S. efforts against human trafficking.

[N4V4RR0! @Zer0reflect]

My name is YMG Nasir that stands for Young Mesopotamian and Gifted...im an entrepreneur

[Hammurabi’s Chode @RealTigerWooods]

@other_st_nick @Ford @MazdaUSA @Porsche @Ferrari They already took away the analog tach on the 992 and put a curved screen in the Cayenne do NOT give them anymore dumbass ideas

[Johnny Barner 🤙🦅 @jrptigers]

Bye week type vibes

[Hammurabi’s Chode @RealTigerWooods]

@cheesygolfer #expand removing jet bridges for regional jets

[Hammurabi’s Chode @RealTigerWooods]

Love a CRJ550

[Greg @xxGregTheLegxx]

“And then he made sure the apartments had a good view of the baseball stadium.”

[Hammurabi’s Chode @RealTigerWooods]

@beaniebbl Mentioned it on an account wide standup this morning and everyone acted like I was speaking Chinese

[just matt @questionableway]

part of being 28 years old is that you have a wedding or bachelor party at least one weekend every month. none of these events are where you currently live. this costs an infinite amount of money and all of your pto

[Hammurabi’s Chode @RealTigerWooods]

“you’ll see me do glass ceilings, where appropriate” is bars from Mike Tomlin

[Mike Tomlin @CoachTomlin]

Tonight.

8 p.m.

My Minecraft City.

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