Tim Conway

I used to be Tim Conway: co-star of The Carol Burnett Show, McHale's Navy & The Kardashians. I am 6'-2, the camera shortens me.

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

I'm surprised ABC hasn't asked for a revival of Turn-On, we only lasted one episode before being canceled but the dozens of viewers were loyal.

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

Finally figured out the password to my twitter account. Thanks @MelBrooks for loaning me a copy of Spaceballs. 12345

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

Using ostrich & pigeon eggs this year for the egg hunt, we'll find out which kids are near & far sided this way. Happy Easter & God bless.

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

"Though you've belted me and flayed me, by the living Gawd that made me, you're a better man than I am, Gunga Don." RIP @DonRickles

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

Last time I heard from @JuddApatow I was competing with @SteveCarell for the role in 40 yr old V, I was turned down for looking too young

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

His birth name was actually Hedley so you're good. https://t.co/YY6Q88FWjt

[Craig Bierko @MrCraigBierko]

@RealTimConway Of course I meant Hailey Korman. https://t.co/IvXlARhTGY

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

Today my friend Harvey Korman would be 212 years old, as you all know he was my friend, co-star and great grandma.

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

I started watching the pregame show three days ago, will the game ever start?

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

Many of you will remember this wonderful man as Mannix but he was one of my good friends. I'll miss you Mike Connors.

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

@TovaBorgnine hugs to you Tova from the Conway's. He is truly missed daily.

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

My partner in crime in animation, TV and life. Ernie Borgnine would have been 100 this week, I miss you my friend and your way of life.

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

Mary Tyler Moore had it all, RIP my talented friend.

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

I asked the grandkids what they wanted for Christmas, why does every name have an "i" before it and costs more than my first car?

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

I want you all to know how grateful I am for you. Oops, I meant this for my bookie. Happy Thanksgiving my friends!

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

@PasqualeMurena of course you can be part of our cabinet. We need someone to mow the White House lawn. https://t.co/EbDUnIucRF

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

No matter who you vote for today we can agree on one topic. I look good even without hair. #ElectionFinalThoughts

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

Carol said if I promote her book, "In Such Good Company" that she'll give me a discount on my copy. https://t.co/QUIUQCaN0x

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

Completed, your picture seems qualified. https://t.co/nMQ1zdBDLU

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

Mr. VPP, he will fit perfectly next to my plastic silverware set. Nothing but the best at the White house. -Mr. PP https://t.co/GUVMYrnaHs

[Craig Bierko @MrCraigBierko]

@RealTimConway Mr President Pending, surely there's a position for this man in your cabinet, provided he's folded properly.

[Tim Conway @RealTimConway]

It is hard to choose one picture to represent Gene Wilder but this one shows his charm and warmth. RIP my friend.