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shut up

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@theflophousepod nice try, Dan

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@reporterchris Dubas LOVES his guys

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@theflophousepod spookily small-ifying

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@BR_OpenIce Vegas literally won a cup, they didn't lose shit

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@theflophousepod, @flophousecat, gonna tell my kids this was The Flop House

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@dankmccoy Gonna tell my kids this was The Flop House

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You see that Beato rant about the Rolling Stone 250 best guitarists? My man getting miffed about Neil being on there was like that interview with coked-up Billy Joel saying Neil sucks at piano @patfinnertyshow

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@pixelatedboat Chef Dmitri's Gourmet Anus Hot Dogs (bluesky)
Chef Balthazar's Vile Anus Hot Dogs (threads)

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@patfinnertyshow lol I forgot the dice explodes when he says "exploded". Best song Dylan never wrote

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@patfinnertyshow what are your thoughts on the Dire Straits song Tunnel of Love? Also those cocaine-fueled high production value music videos for that song and Romeo and Juliet?

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@patfinnertyshow I laughed really hard the first time I saw the dice shot. But yeah, ToL rules. I know it's amusement park shit but Bruce's album must have been a nod to the Straits, right? Anyway hope your band plays ToL one day and puts it on Youtube

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@nathenmazri Saudi Arabia and Australia are my favorite cities

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@BatterSickle @OG_McDuck @KrangTNelson Easy Company was all volunteers

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@MapleLeafs @TicTacTOmar

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@nathenmazri @the_ironsheik @Garfield Go off king

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@TicTacTOmar Now do it in the playoffs

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@pixelatedboat The Wii Sports on Switch thing finally happened

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@97OrangeCrush29 @jonnytbag @willymarner @FriedgeHNIC 😂😂😂 Got my ass fam 😤😤😤

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@jonnytbag @97OrangeCrush29 @willymarner @FriedgeHNIC I'm claiming there's a false equivalence between the two, you ignorant dumbass. Learn basic logic so you can conduct a rational conversation. Way to out yourself as a bigot, btw.

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@97OrangeCrush29 @willymarner @FriedgeHNIC 😂😂😂 solid joke fam, enjoy the McDavid's and Drai's trade requests in the offseason 😅😅😅