Why I Swype Left

Let's be real, we can't always swipe right... but sometimes the reason we swype left is so good.. it needs to be shared. Send us your #WhyISwypeLeft!

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

This guy might actually be my hero. #WhyISwypeLeft for my safety. #RealTinderProbz

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

#WhyISwypeLeft : faux-hawks #FauxGetThat #FauxLife #RealTinderProbz

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

The only way I'd go places with you is if I were wearing a wire. #sorrynotsorry #WhyISwypeLeft #RealTinderProbz

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

#WhyISwypeLeft : no caption needed. #IFeelDirty #RealTinderProbz

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

This guy said no moments, but has posted three within five hours. #hypocrite #WhyISwypeLeft #RealTinderProbz

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

#WhyISwypeLeft : soo much awkward. #TooClose4Comfort #RealTinderProbz

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

#WhyISwypeLeft : you're a professional puppeteer. #PuppetFetish #IAintNoPuppet #sorrynotsorry #RealTinderProbz

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

#WhyISwypeLeft : you look like a 90's #tbt ad. #90sBaby #RealTinderProbz #FrostedTips #SpikeyHair

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

#WhyISwypeLeft : 😳 maybe she's a #butterface ? #RealTinderProbz #nofilter

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

#WhyISwypeLeft : your entire bio is about how you're "totally over" your ex. #indenial #RealTinderProbz #IAintNoTherapist

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

#WhyISwypeLeft : You're shallower than the California lakes.
#Drought2015 #RealTinderProbz #NotAboutThatLife

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

#WhyISwypeLeft #ISwipedRight #YoureAWizzardHarry

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

#WhyISwypeLeft : You're 36 and you have a Kik.
#RealTinderProbz

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

#WhyISwypeLeft : Ummm.. Not even a kinky couple bio? #tf #RealTinderProbz

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

#WhyISwypeLeft : Your eyebrows aren't waterproof. #RealTinderProbz #WhatElseWashesOff?

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

#WhyISwypeLeft : No face pics. #PicOrGTFO #SwypeRight4YourDog #ButterFace

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

#WhyISwypeLeft : awkward facial piercings. #datingapp #RealTinderProbz #someRsexy #someRnot

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

#WhyISwypeLeft #ManBunFail #RealTinderProbz #DoubleDateWithYouAndYourManBun

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

#WhyISwypeLeft : to, too, & two and they're, their, & there are too complicated for you..
#RealTinderProbz #GrammarTurnsMeOn #TalkNerdyToMe

[Why I Swype Left @RealTinderProbz]

#WhyISwypeLeft : your gym selfies look like your #VinegarStrokes #Gross @theleaguefxx #RealTinderProbz