Tommy Pickles

Nah, I’m good.

[Images Before Disaster @ImagesBeforUhOh]

STEVE JOBS DIED

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@clownworld Fuck this guy. If this is how you treat homeless people, you need your ass beat. Period.

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@jtrocksforever @ChrisRGun What does that even mean

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I wonder if things that remind me of you remind you of me.

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😭

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 2012, John Unger was captured floating his dog to sleep in Lake Superior. His dog had developed arthritis & had weeks to live. John responded by taking 'Schoep' to the water every night to ease the pain in his final days.

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@_emdignan Power move. I like it.

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@BamBam_1992 @KingJames Jesus

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@JoshReynolds24 I hope his mom is waiting in the locker room to whip his ass for acting like he wasn’t raised right

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Me when someone is letting the same tic TikTok video play on their phone for the eighth loop with their volume turned up

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

My neighbor frog has a angel and a devil tattoo on his shoulders. The angels Bon Scott and the devils chucky if that gives u any ideal the man ur dealin with

[Sam Winkler @ThatSamWinkler]

Checked a YouTube tutorial to make sure I set my washer/dryer up correctly and was physically knocked out of my chair by the channel intro

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Cops in Alabama arrested an 82-year-old woman just for not paying her trash bill. Martha Louis Minefield says that when the police handcuffed her, they told her not to cry. Valley Police Chief Mike Reynolds defended the arrest in a press release.

Ms. Minefield owed $77.

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@Langston_Hustle That big boy was coming for his ass tho 👀

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Man he’s such a colossal piece of shit

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Every Member Of Police Department Excitedly Volunteers To Go Undercover In White Supremacist Group https://t.co/t5R0CdX8ee

[Chris Ray Gun @ChrisRGun]

“It should be a civic duty to punch this person,” is what I would tweet if I was allowed to say that.

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@heyitskellyrae I’m only on one of those lists, and is it bad that I consider them to be Phoebe Bridgers tickets?