Tom Starkie

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Fire alarm has just gone off at Stansted airport and I've been kicked out of wetherspoons before I could finish my pint! Have been told its serious

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Just bought some sweet boots

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@JeremyClarkson @jpw24_julie What about Peking duck Jeremy?

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Watching NewsNight and why is Paddy O'Connell grilling the local parish priest like he killed the girls? Absolutely disgusting behaviour, terrible interview

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Lint have clearly changed their bunny foil packaging process, it feels like it's almost stamped on now and there's a large border, makes the whole thing seem tackier. A shame as the new flavour was delicious

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Absolute mammoth of a meal, are it all in one though didn't I. Bosh

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Anyone know what's going on in West Norwood on the high street? Police have cordoned off the whole road for over an hour now, not letting anyone through without an escort.

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28th annual pickle festival