Tris J

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[kamau @poorteffy]

In 9th grade my white ass Spanish teacher remixed fuck up some commas by future talmbout some “cómo te llamas”

[Tris J @RealTrisJ]

…a mixed signal is a clear signal #staydangerous

[Tris J @RealTrisJ]

…………………………………& it’s gotta be pink?

[Whoz Meech @WhozMEECH]

Kobe’s 2006 tape alone will have the kids going back and watching and they will conclude this is the 1-2 greatest player ever. We won’t have to talk much when they see it for themselves

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

24 years ago today 🐍
FROBE BRYANT wrote '34' on his Adidas shoes in honor of Shaq (suspended 3 GMS for throwing a punch at Brad Miller) & then did this to the Grizzlies in 3 quarters:

56 PTS
21/34 FG
4 AST
3 3PT
LAL 120 - MEM 81

📼 @oldskoolbballx

[Melodies & Masterpieces @SVG__Collection]

Funk this tight should come with a warning label — The Brothers Johnson in full effect.

[Melodies & Masterpieces @SVG__Collection]

Sade dancing might just be the smoothest thing on earth.

[Melodies & Masterpieces @SVG__Collection]

Sade live with “Is It a Crime” — sublime doesn’t even begin to cover it.

[Tris J @RealTrisJ]

😂😂😂😂AYE MAN..why D Man just outta nowhere say “…Omarion been faking us out fa years..smh this 🥷 not even really cold like that…..I can beat this nigga..” 😩😩😂😂😂

[Tris J @RealTrisJ]

Just decided I’d like to enter the career field of SUBSTITUTE TEACHER …I’m gonna start with MATH and work my way down to P.E.

[Tris J @RealTrisJ]

“ Tony blowing up this!…Missile strike that!”…fam…it’s BatMan..smh that shit don’t work! He’ll just disable ya shit! That’s what he is forrrrr!!! Genius Billionaire Dective with advanced weaponry and hands 🥊 dipped in the blood of satan..Bruce would beat the 💩 out of Tony…

[Tris J @RealTrisJ]

Seen the Batman VS Iron Man convo on here..I just wanna say y’all got BRUCE all the way fkd up! Smh

[Bob @bob_xvi]

NEW LEAK 🚨

LIL UZI VERTV- Yessir

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

just found these guys on tiktok who impersonate first take and it’s now my favorite account of all time

[Tris J @RealTrisJ]

…I wholeheartedly hate the Celtics, but they got a light skin Kobe & he is a 1V1 nightmare!!!

[Pitless @pitlessball]

Jayson Tatum Round 1 isolation scoring

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Luka Doncic pre-American food

[Tris J @RealTrisJ]

…ima cold mf…that being said, I know better than too pick a fight with a Polar Bear…I’ve seen how that plays out and I don’t wanna ever see that again…