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.@BorowitzReport is great at borrowing other people's wit. SAD

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@MatthewWLong @BBCNews I hope so too Matthew, did you look hard at who you are tweeting at?

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Join Russian President Vladimir Putin plus @atjeffreyjoseph & @RobCantrell @tonyshowucb tonight 9:30 UCB East TIX: https://t.co/hJhGZVfv7O

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.@BarackObama The only Russian Hack I know of is Yakov Smirnoff! Let's MOVE ON!!! thank you donald

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RIP Heimlich! Tremendous guy. He stopped Chokers bigly, except @MittRomney He was a lost cause!!!

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Why couldn't @TIME call me Man Of The Fear?

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Why couldn't @TIME call me Beast Of The Apocalypse?

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Why couldn't @TIME call me Dowager Of The Drawing Room?

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Why couldn't @TIME call me Blob of the Century?

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My favorite Thai Restaurant CALLED TO CONGRATULATE ME on becoming President. Then said I need to start tipping the delivery guys VERY SAD.

[Anthony Atamanuik @CoffeeWithTony]

Here’s a heartwarming preview of the Christmas season under @realdonaldtrump https://t.co/ToMcrtziy8 via @YouTube

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Tonight, the final Trump Dump @nyuskirball 7:30pm with @raesanni @naomiekpo @michelleisawolf & @JudahWorldChamp tix: https://t.co/VW7aUYnjsQ

[Anthony Atamanuik @CoffeeWithTony]

Hey NYC! Come see Trump Dump: The Last Rally at @nyuskirball 11/3 7:30pm! Part of @nycomedyfest TICKETS: https://t.co/fMF1G973ih

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In my opening statement I will

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It should be @TonyAtamanuik.

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#Trumptanic the unsinkable Fat.

[North Side Baseball @northsidebaseb]

Nasty and all but @TonyAtamanuik did it first https://t.co/2Rdd8lwfBT

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***BREAKING NEWS*** @realDonaldTrump VIDEO STATEMENT

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I'll swing the @GOP around by their labia majora if they abandon me.