It is now ROBLOXIAN ELECTION DAY! Please make sure to cast your vote. This election between me (the right choice!) and CACKLING COMMIE KAMALA is the most important in Robloxian history. CAST YOUR VOTE AND MAKE ROBLOXIA GREAT AGAIN!
After my long (and unfortunate!) hiatus from Twitter, I am proud to announce that thanks to Elon Blocks (A great guy!) and my fellow Robloxians we have won the 2022 Robloxian election, and there will be 4 more years to MAKE ROBLOX GREAT AGAIN!
#MakeRobloxGreatAgainAgain#MRGAA
I have been in quarantine for the longest, and I mean, the longest of times. There is simply no other way around it. I must start playing Roblox again. I sincerely hope that all my fellow Robloxians will be able to understand my absence, mostly of which was due to the Fake Media.
Hard work pays off, but sometimes you have to let people go. This lazy Mexican crossed our border and stole our jobs. What a loser! Robloxia must come first! Make Roblox Great Again!
Just announced an expansion to my stores. Finally, the Robloxian people have access to the best of all Trump goods. My stores will out-compete those small retail stores. Robloxia must come first!
Finally got the chance to try authentic Mexican cuisine prepared by the finest chef, @tacobell. Such amazing flavors melting in your mouth. Truly a decadent surprise. Wouldn't trade even for the Trump Tower taco bowls. Big league!
Met with our former Robloxian president, Block O. Bomber. We discussed policy on how to make Roblox Great Again! We both think you'll enjoy the upcoming changes.
An alarming new affliction has been brought to my attention. The Big Gay is spreading at alarming rates to noob players, giving their hair a bacon-like hair type. My staff will do whatever we can to stop this! Our game will prosper!