ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐

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Jokes | Relatable football banter

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“Fimlex is the biggest fool on Twitter. He’s been rage-baiting me that my Mercedes-Benz C300 AC isn’t working. When Omo Akin and I went back and forth, I gave him 2.5M views. I single-handedly blew up Asake’s “MONEY” album, and Asake saw me in the club and hailed me.”

—Gilmore

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“I just saw Burna Boy present an award at the Ballon d’Or. He’s a global superstar, not just a Nigerian superstar. I’m going to invest in my music too.”👏

—Mr Eazi

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

Cute Abiola posted how he dodged Lekki street boy’s billing at Zlatan and Davita’s wedding.

Cute Abiola sabi whine ooo 😂😂

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“If Dangote gives me advice, I’ll reject it because he’s giving me advice from his own point of view. It may work for Dangote, but it may not work for me. I’m the king of POV in Africa. I brought POV to Nigeria.”

—Gilmore

[AVWEROSUOGHENE @Akinjoshua2017]

How did Raj blow this one up?

[ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 @RealUncleEmeka]

@Quamclips Honestly this hugeee

[Quam🎭 @Quamclips]

UFC 333 hasn’t even kicked off yet, and Stake is already making big moves 👀

[ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 @RealUncleEmeka]

@Akinjoshua2017 Haha😂

[AVWEROSUOGHENE @Akinjoshua2017]

Penny had a sister who never attended her wedding

[AVWEROSUOGHENE @Akinjoshua2017]

Missy is lowk báddie now

[AVWEROSUOGHENE @Akinjoshua2017]

Sheldon want to take alcohol lmao

[ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 @RealUncleEmeka]

Bro created a flashlight app that asks you to pay a fee before you can turn off the light 😳😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“The YouTube video where I was trying to meet Wizkid took me 2 months to make, and the editing was very hard for me. It now has 1 million views, and I gained 30K subscribers from that single video.”

—Korty E.O.

[ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 @RealUncleEmeka]

@Akinjoshua2017 Bruhh😂😂

[AVWEROSUOGHENE @Akinjoshua2017]

Why he sloshed off of 5 beer 😭

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

Davido featured his wife, Chioma Adeleke, in his new music video, “Already Falling.” This is the second time she has appeared in his music video, after “Assurance” in 2018.

What started with them being classmates has now become a love story with 3 kids together. 🥹🤍

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

Shank met Omotara Lawrence at the CapitalSage 10th anniversary and headquarters launch in Ibadan.

He also met a fan who said she first met him at Burna Boy’s show. 😂

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

Shank wanted to buy cocoa, and they told him he could use it as a “man power” to last 6 hours with a woman.

Shank then asked the man if he was still in the game. 😂

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

Shank said he’s no longer friends with Enzo because Enzo has been spending too much time with Ngozi. He said the only way they can settle it is in the boxing ring. 😂🥊

—Shank

[ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 @RealUncleEmeka]

@carter8f Na just content joh 😂