Uncle Travis

#Retired From Corporate America.

[Uncle Travis @RealUncleTravis]

The late night ‘silent death Flatulence’ episodes (after a satisfying meal) under the covers should low key be considered attempted murder. 🥴😭

[Uncle Travis @RealUncleTravis]

Next year I’m gonna start our Family B.I.B.L.E (Ballard Instructions Before Leaving Earth). So My Wife & Kids can have access to all of the knowledge & resources I used for our financial freedom to create for themselves & future generations.

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At THIS Point in the NFL… Quarterbacks should just wear large fluffy-cushioned helmets & flags around their waists… #Insane #FickleFlags #ATLvsTB

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Fellas, if you are upset about how much you pay for child support— just know that a Happy meal for 2 kids is $15

[Uncle Travis @RealUncleTravis]

@Delta I miss you

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@AmericanAir I miss you

[Uncle Travis @RealUncleTravis]

It’s imperative to know how to merge into oncoming traffic and highways!

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It’s a Great Feeling Knowing You Are an Asset to Someone’s Life and Not a Liability or a Burden.

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Yerrrrrr tweeters!

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Been in bed for the last 16hrs and I’m loving these ‘on and off’ naps and the amount of rest I’m getting 🙏🏾😌

[Uncle Travis @RealUncleTravis]

Never Knew How Difficult It Was To Search For Your Glasses—- Without Wearing Them 🤦🏽‍���️😑

[Uncle Travis @RealUncleTravis]

The ‘depth’ of your struggle will determine the ‘height’ of your success...

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STOP SHARING YOUR BIG DREAMS WITH SMALL MINDED PEOPLE!!!! #DreamKillers

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Damn, everything changed 😭 I don’t know how to use twitter anymore 🤷🏽‍♂️

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#NewProfilePic

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After a 5yr Hiatus, I’m Back 😆🙌🏾

[Uncle Travis @RealUncleTravis]

@GREGNITTY just opened up that Dipset throwback mix tho!!!! #Heavy 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 LETS GOOOO!

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I'm gonna name my son Mufasa and Ima teach him how to lie so he will be forever known as..... "The Lion King" 😈😈😈😈