Uri Geller

Spoon bending, bi sexual mother fucker. Englands Euro 96 saviour.
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*NOT REAL THING DONT FOLLOW IF OFFENDED EASILY*

[Drunk On Love Movie @drunkonloveuk]

Tune into @BBCRadioSolent this FRIDAY at 3.30pm to hear @AnimusPictures and @RealUriGeller talking @drunkonloveuk @LighthousePoole

[Uri Geller @RealUriGeller]

@MarkWright_ can't wait, it's a Uri wank fest

[Uri Geller @RealUriGeller]

@piersmorgan @G_MillsieVRadio can I get on your show. #mindbending #mysticalwombbroom

[Uri Geller @RealUriGeller]

@JoeyEssex_ spoon me

[Uri Geller @RealUriGeller]

@MrDDyer Spoon me

[Uri Geller @RealUriGeller]

Uri has been on his summer hols. Just got back. Smashing fanny and rubbin cock. #bisexualspoonbendinmotherfucker

[Uri Geller @RealUriGeller]

I have just made my fist disappear.... Up my hoop. @planetjedward #gape

[Fictional Facts @FictionaIFacts]

The hamster was now inside me, making it's way around my mouldy meat maze in search of the peanut Christian had hidden in my algae abyss

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The hamster eventually emerged from my velvet underground like a chilean miner, bewildered and bedraggled

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My Herring hole was wetter than an English summer as i munched on his purple headed piss stick. I was as hungry for cock as Adele is for KFC

[Ryan Malloy @_RyanMalloy_]

RT for a raw shag tonight with me!

[Wolf @FearTheWolfman]

#RejectedOlympicEvents Tramp-Feltching

[Uri Geller @RealUriGeller]

@Rileyy_69 I will sex wee on you You will learn to love it.

[Uri Geller @RealUriGeller]

@Rileyy_69 I am gonna bum you, bum you to death.

[Uri Geller @RealUriGeller]

@IanLaveryMP good these banks have got away with murder for far too long

[Uri Geller @RealUriGeller]

I think@PAULMAKEPEACE1 has blocked me due to vile content@LucasJohnsonE20 @thefull10

[Fictional Facts @FictionaIFacts]

Christian covered me in a spooge deluge. I looked like I had just emerged from the gunge tank on Noel's House Party

[Uri Geller @RealUriGeller]

@Daily_Sport any chance of a column in your paper. I can write about all the rides of my #mysticalwombbroom

[Fictional Facts @FictionaIFacts]

Christian held my head tightly as his meat thermometer erupted causing his love lava to shoot violently from my nostrils

[Uri Geller @RealUriGeller]

#PenisSlang mysticalwombbroom