The REAL Van Helsing

My name is Van Helsing. Abraham Van Helsing. The REAL Van Helsing! (the one without the gorilla) as portrayed by Charles Wynford Lodge... the actor @2hrTV

[The REAL Van Helsing @RealVanHelsing]

You can enjoy some of my awful adventures in The Real Van Helsing paperback! https://t.co/Z84meQYImZ

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@chriswarden420 @trevorbaxendale @yostevesone "It's an all-time low do do do do do do."

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@CountMoriarty It could be cursed. Soak it in holy water, smother it in salt, and bury at a crossroads for a fortnight. Should be cleansed by then.

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@SeventiesLegend @finneyzair I saw Jon Pertwee on stage too but as Worzel Gummidge in Worzel Gummidge The Musical

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@CountMoriarty @anon_opin Holy Water is best. And if you serve it to your guests it's very good at weeding out which ones are evil entities.

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@JasonKingHQ The one in the middle was amazing in that cinematograph

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@CountMoriarty @tanglefoot_tony I only ever hit wooden stakes with hammers. And a skip is not a sufficient vessel to contain the remains of a despatched vampire.

[The REAL Van Helsing @RealVanHelsing]

It is with great sorrow that I note the death of Anthony Head who inhabited the role of Rupert Giles, the Watcher to Buffy Summer's Vampire Slayer.

[The REAL Van Helsing @RealVanHelsing]

@CountMoriarty @tanglefoot_tony Is Both-of-Them a reference to Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde?

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@CountMoriarty @tanglefoot_tony A Vamper!?

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@CountMoriarty @tanglefoot_tony That was no hat, that was a BAT! A VAMPIRE BAT!

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@ItsAndyRyan @Shlurpicle The Heathcliff cartoon was on British TV in the 1980s (maybe even early 90s?)
The Far Side 1994 anthology animated film was on British TV in the mid 90s. I'd known the Far Side books from the late 80s.
Calvin and Hobbes since the mid 90s thanks to a mate showing them to me.

[The REAL Van Helsing @RealVanHelsing]

@ItsAndyRyan Yes, food, culture, architecture, scenery, wildlife, history etc etc. On my many travels I collect information about all manner of super-natural entities which I jot in my journal.

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@2hrTV Now, he's familiar...

[CharlesWynfordLodge @2hrTV]

Ahem... @RealVanHelsing

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Absolutely horrific depictions of evil.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I didn't! 8 years of hardly tweeting anything #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Dr Tim Campbell-Green @RobertHamnett]

Wantley, or Wharncliffe as it is now known, is just down the road at Deepcar, near Fox Valley, Stockbridge. Good folk of Glossop beware... here be dragons!

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@RobertHamnett A kick in the posterior is a novel method to deal with a monster. Not sure I'd risk it. Even in spiked boots.

[The REAL Van Helsing @RealVanHelsing]

Happy New Year to all non-monsters!