Vishal Srivastava

INDIAN. TECHIE. FINANCE ENTHUSIASTS. POLICIES AND POLICY CRITIC.

[Vishal Srivastava @RealVishalPNS]

@Kiran_Jupally @narendramodi Sure but the share of income tax will go the state government as well. It's every state minister as well.

[Vishal Srivastava @RealVishalPNS]

@Ankittskedia You forgot one fact. The amount of poor and money wasted on them and frees bees. Also % of population who pays income tax. It's totally skewed.

Also people don't buy stuff from companies who pay GST and takes payment via cards. Tax payer support cash economy.

[Vishal Srivastava @RealVishalPNS]

@R_N_Vaghani @nsitharaman No because if you increase corporate tax companies will move headquarters outside India and take away all profit and tax income.

The money companies which they can keep in FD and banking system will also go away.

[Vishal Srivastava @RealVishalPNS]

@tanujDE3180 Germany has mandatory unemployment insurance. We need that. It's mandatory for employee to pay from the CTC.

[Vishal Srivastava @RealVishalPNS]

@IncomeTaxParody We ensure it reaches to poors in terms of frees bees and political and bureaucrats do politics and corruption.

We will ensure we take money from rich and middle class.

[Vishal Srivastava @RealVishalPNS]

@AmexIndia @airindia please start point transfer program.

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

National Media is actually NCR Media.

They don't cover Jharkhand, Punjab, Bihar, Gujarat, Karnataka, Madhya Pradesh, and other states extensively except during elections.

BJP complains that the media is covering only this and not that because of this reason.

Unfortunately, National Media is NCR centric.

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

ASADUDDIN OWAISI -

"I recommend Government to create AI-based question bank containing one lakh questions"

"There should be no human interface in this"

"Biometric should not fail at Exam Centres"

"It will be an anarchy if people start believing in results through protest, they'll stop believing in Parliament"

[That Marine Guy🇮🇳 @thatmarineguy21]

If FCRA bill is passed in the parliament,

More than 55% NGO'S who are known to fund anti India activities will get closed.

Sonam Wangchuk has two NGO'S.

[Vishal Srivastava @RealVishalPNS]

@NewsAlgebraIND That's why we hate @INCIndia you have E20 you have paper leak you have train mismanagement issue and you take up FCRA. seriously.

[Vishal Srivastava @RealVishalPNS]

@javarevisited Ask your agent to deploy it on @Railway or @render

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

We hired a new VP of Engineering who is obsessed with agile methodology.

He called a meeting on his first day and said we need to transition to 2-week development sprints.

He wanted daily stand-ups, retrospective boards, and continuous deployment pipelines.

He wanted us to actually write new code.

I realized immediately that he was an existential threat to my lifestyle.

I let him finish his impassioned speech about workflow velocity.

Then I stood up, walked to the whiteboard, and drew a single horizontal line.

I told him agile sprints are a localized solution for a localized mindset.

I said our infrastructure operates on a Zenith Release Cycle.

He asked what a Zenith Release Cycle was.

I told him it's a holistic, macro-stabilization framework where we observe the system in a state of prolonged stasis.

By not touching the code for 18 months, we allow the legacy dependencies to organically settle.

I told him that deploying bi-weekly updates creates micro-abrasions in our database architecture.

I used the phrase chronological data scarring.

The CEO was in the room and audibly gasped.

He told the new VP that we can't risk chronological data scarring just to satisfy a trendy tech buzzword.

The VP looked at me like I'd just invented a new color.

He was completely paralyzed by the sheer density of my fabricated jargon.

He quietly agreed to adopt the Zenith Release Cycle.

We're officially scheduled to deploy our next update in the third quarter of 2027.

I spent the rest of the afternoon buying things I don't need on Amazon.

Agile is a disease invented by people who want to be punished for their salary.

I refuse to participate in my own suffering.

[Mohit @Warlock_mohit]

One nation, one textbook

Your thoughts??

[Vishal Srivastava @RealVishalPNS]

@GeneralBakshi We should have partner with France and Russia for engines. Ditch USA.

[Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 @tehseenp]

The Union Government is misleading We The People on Ethanol blending policy saving our overall import bill! I explain why & also ask about our food security ! Do hear :
#EthanolScam BETA BADHAO YOJNA

[Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 @tehseenp]

Grateful 🙏 We have 4 demands

* Availability of E0 E5, E10 & E20 blended fuels !
* all documents wrt E20 including ARAI report in Public domain
* solution for pre 2023 vehicles damged
* no future rollout without 360°infrastructure being ready.
@news24tvchannel

#EthanolScam

[Fundamental Investor ™ 🇮🇳 @FI_InvestIndia]

Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72 ji doesn't hesitate on the Topic of Ethanol Blending. He Spoke our Mind.

This Must Go Viral. I am Happy that More People are Talking about this & must be reconsidered.

Government has an opportunity to Listen to us !!!

#FI

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

Nehru created the Kashmir issue
Indira created the Khalistan issue
Rajiv created the LTTE issue
Sonia & Rahul ( MMS ) created the Arunachal Pradesh & Manipur issue

Contributions of the Nehru-Indira dynasty to India

[Vishal Srivastava @RealVishalPNS]

@Indian_Analyzer @OmarAbdullah since terrorist roam around everywhere with local support I think security forces and armed forces are doing what is needed.

[Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 @tehseenp]

Jab Naash Sarkar pe Chahta Hain, pehle Vivek mar jaata hain !
#EthanolScam