InGen's Defense Attorney

Handsome, charismatic and charming.

[InGen's Defense Attorney @RealWSchuster]

Yep.

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@isaacgarcia @BujokMr You are EXACTLY the kind of sucker he's looking for to hold the bag.

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@ossvary They should have started a public access TV show.

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@EYakoby Glass house, meet stones!

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@zerobarkthirty @JustBeNice_UwU @NYCMayor Exactly! It's good that you agree with the trans folks getting equal rights, then.

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@kushaanshah @hthieblot Holy shit what a memory

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@hthieblot Stumbleupon.

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@onlyyagirl_ Sometimes I think that some people should have to read every post to their parents before they're able to send it.

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@AGretz Spuds Mangum

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Lowe said I'll be damned if I go 0 for 5! Hell yeah!

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Mangum doing Mangum things again.

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@dustinrhodes Classic Dustin Rhodes W.

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He's not perfect, but I love watching Magnum play.

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@RepFine Oh trust us, we know you don't mind taking foreign money. You're the Henry Ford of modern day Nazi collaborators.

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@PatrickEireWres Man, you nailed it on the first try. I have rarely ever needed to see a match more.

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Kept baseball coverage on so long that now soccer is on. And holy shit, is soccer boring. I played it half my life, I should like it. And yet...

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@IANdrewDiceClay And as the person who heard that said, Terry Funk rules, bitch.

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@PittsburghHOF Exposition Hall is spelled juuuust a bit incorrectly. This is AI. It's disappointing because I really wish we had more quality photos of Exposition Park.

[Dirk Hayhurst @TheGarfoose]

New 9-10 year-old-little league coach here, and, woof, I have to tell ya, the hardest part about baseball at this level is getting the kids to stop crying about the steroid injections.

[James Walker @jwalkermobile]

Boarding this morning’s flight with my emotional support trout…

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@stelzner_n1150 On the days that we're allowed to buy it!