Wilbur Soot

twitter’s favorite cancelled geoguesser champion (100% real and definitely not a poorly run parody account)

[Wilbur Soot @RealWilbur]

curious cat, info and more at
https://t.co/5ttxlWdnHd

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why the fuck is this working

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1k and I post the OnlyFans

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1k and I post the OnlyFans

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@milkykissies nuh uh

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Hey guys, reminder to please not be parasocial about me! That said, you are all my best friends and I care for you all very deeply ❤️

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@tauntbur thank you for listening ❤️

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@x_ANGW11SH_x Oh okay

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@milkykissies I don’t know but I’m sure you did something

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Maybe I am mean to you lot because you deserve it

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@tiredgroupie_ you’re right. I’m classy enough to be subtle about it

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@x_ANGW11SH_x Ew

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I don’t need PR if I simply don’t care

[Darling ⭒ @x_ANGW11SH_x]

Anyways @RealWilbur hire me for your PR team/j

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@exnternalswag Brb filing a restraining order

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Beautiful women can’t stop following me guys 🔥🔥🔥 Pushing 30 but I’ve still got it going for me 🙏🙏🙏

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@aegyobur No thank you

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@x_ANGW11SH_x You also miss some of the ones that you do, I’m afraid

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@x_ANGW11SH_x In your dreams

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@aegyobur Not again

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@x_ANGW11SH_x I never said you specifically

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@AddiN0ir I’d really rather not

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@aegyobur sorry I’m gonna need at least 400 more

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My laptop broke what was I supposed to do :(

[juniper ! @autumnbur_]

NEVER TRUST THIS MAN.