ALAN Chan

cleaning up the streets. Half Chinese action hero. inspiration. Asian Hunk

[SamirBusiness @samir_business]

The UK Government need to provide a specific list of DVDs that you can break quarantine to retrieve. We fully expect My Cousin Vinny, eight legged freaks and Forrest Gump to be on this list

[ALAN Chan @Real_ALAN_Chan]

@Craft_brewery Great looking space! Is this in Atlantic Pav? Thinking a large vivarium would look great.

[Lil' Jun Huáng @JunHuangTummy]

Thanks to @ProfBrianCox openly talking about love of woodlice I've found myself not flushing them down the toilet as usual but taking the time to put them outside instead

[ALAN Chan @Real_ALAN_Chan]

@Octohands1 @U_Shd_B_Ashamed @LovelyBacks @JunHuangTummy @samir_business @ProfBrianCox He doesn't have to fly everywhere like he's Bono. Probably only lives around the corner from Sid.

[lovely backs @ToxtethMiami]

Listen Full frontal, you stick to yours and we'll stick to ours. Ps that's a #lovelyback ♥️

[lovely backs @ToxtethMiami]

The rock at it again with his back snaps. Listen Dwayne, if we didn't give Greg Wallace a free T shirt what makes you think you'll be any different. Happy Thursday you back-loving barbarians! #lumbar

[Mucky Buggers @mucky_buggers]

Nxivm sex cult leader Big Dirty Keith found guilty of sex trafficking https://t.co/e2MyqwLhwH #baddie

[ALAN Chan @Real_ALAN_Chan]

@LovelyBacks Yiss!

[lovely backs @ToxtethMiami]

All the hits. If you like backs then backs are our business so what the fucking hell what are you waiting for? #merch #designer #tshirt

[ALAN Chan @Real_ALAN_Chan]

@mucky_buggers I think he might be.

[ALAN Chan @Real_ALAN_Chan]

@LovelyBacks Raw and honest...But is it lovely?

[ALAN Chan @Real_ALAN_Chan]

@mucky_buggers Let's see if he's still hard once he's not hiding behind his shops

[ALAN Chan @Real_ALAN_Chan]

@LovelyBacks I'll cram his testicles down his throat.

[ALAN Chan @Real_ALAN_Chan]

Luke Cage is the a terrible action hero. I can do everything he does and do a flip

[ALAN Chan @Real_ALAN_Chan]

If I was there I would have stuffed his foot right up his own hoop.
Not on my watch.

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

A male passenger went on a profanity-filled rant and played an unwanted game of "footsie" with his female seat mate. https://t.co/mmsCTkyYsq