Sam Gordon

a•nom•a•lous deviating from what is standard, normal, or expected.

[Sam Gordon @Real_Anomalous]

@_ques0__ Exhibit A on why ESPN has a whole 3 hour show for the schedule release

[Sam Gordon @Real_Anomalous]

@Tutora2020 @krassenstein Exactly! If a guy with his name on buildings and golf courses can become President, anyone can!!

[Sam Gordon @Real_Anomalous]

My Twitter feed seems like it’s all people that asked ChatGPT “how do I grow and monetize my Twitter account.” Instead of bots in the comments it’s bots with blue checkmarks in the feed. Good job @elonmusk

[Sam Gordon @Real_Anomalous]

@_ques0__ A sign of maturity

[Sam Gordon @Real_Anomalous]

I really have nothing against the Jets, but you just know Rodgers is not going to live up to then hype and they’ll be mediocre for the 1000th year in a row.

[Sam Gordon @Real_Anomalous]

@jensayingthings Bachelorette party sounds lit

[Sam Gordon @Real_Anomalous]

@bigblueview No, we’re a lot more than a WR1 away from being a top team, we need all the draft capital and cap space we have.

[Sam Gordon @Real_Anomalous]

@JordanRaanan What are the chances we get McKinney and Adore back this season?

[Sam Gordon @Real_Anomalous]

@NipseyHoussle In the same vein the housing market will generally be fine, desirable areas will be fine, the fixer-uppers on 3 acres and 70 miles from a city center, not so much….

[Sam Gordon @Real_Anomalous]

@NipseyHoussle They offered me $29,754 on July 6th for a car in perfect condition (just wanted to see what the number would be). They’re coming to pick it up tomorrow and cutting a check for $~27,800 based on an 8/22 appraisal. Car as some dents which I disclosed. It’s your car brother…

[Sam Gordon @Real_Anomalous]

Great drive (for a daily), reliable, good gas mileage, and most importantly you’re never a target of the police.

[Sam Gordon @Real_Anomalous]

Trading in my Subaru for another one. Who have I become?? But in all seriousness, as a big time car guy who has driven just about everything, Subaru is hands down the best brand at the ~$40K price point.

[Sam Gordon @Real_Anomalous]

Moved into a house with built in speakers, had a contractor come by for another issue and told me he had no idea how they were set up or where the wires lead. In 2 hours I figured it out and have the whole house set up with music playing… This is why I don’t flip.

[Sam Gordon @Real_Anomalous]

@jordanthatknows @HouseofDragon All the cgi looks cheap, the courtyard in the castle looked fake AF

[Sam Gordon @Real_Anomalous]

@BryceWGarcia @realEstateTrent @clark_rei My buddy put me on to Knees Over Toes guy after I tore my meniscus, saved me thousands in PT costs.

[Sam Gordon @Real_Anomalous]

@atxREpodcast My pipeline is larger than it’s been all year, with a ton of investors coming over from lenders that offered lower rates + higher leverage, but have inevitably gone broke. Good lenders aren’t going anywhere!

[Sam Gordon @Real_Anomalous]

@BryceWGarcia Go for a DSCR loan

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

For those who live where the law exists only to serve the powerful and oppress the rest–as I did in the USSR and Putin’s Russia–the dictum that no one is above the law is nearly awe-inspiring.

[Sam Gordon @Real_Anomalous]

@realEstateTrent @MarcSGilbert Less, $10 max. My only client that meets his timeline estimates pays $20 per hour, same crew for that past 2 years…

[Sam Gordon @Real_Anomalous]

Declining birth rates have become hot topic and are posited as a negative. There are 7.7B humans on earth, perhaps we don’t need more and it’s a natural phenomenon to maintain equilibrium, especially in wealthy countries where individuals use up a ton of resources.