Bartos Callahan

THE Inventor of r2dkeg

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@BRobertswag fag

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Any of you lovely ladies want some vitamin Bartos?

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@murphPPress youre a no talent douche bag. Your children will grow up to hate you. There is no god so you will die a loser who no one loved

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@BRobertswag fag

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Update: negotiations with Rex Ryan have broken down as the authenticity of "game worn" Shaq shoes has come into question. @TBob53 @1045espn

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Rex Ryan has been sighted at Izzo's on lee drive, sources say the cilantro ranch has been a hit. #lsu #scaryiftrue @TBob53 @1045espn

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Details on the deal for Rex Ryan to join LSU staff. 4 years 6 million and a pair of game worn Shaq shoes. Per @TBob53 @1045espn @BenLoveTSD

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Rex Ryan has deactivated his twitter account due to widespread speculation that he will be the next d-coordinator of LSU. @TBob53 @1045espn

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@JordyCulotta @1045espn @TBob53 I am hearing that Rex Ryan has landed at BTR. #flightaware #lsu #MusicCityBowl #scaryiftrue

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Hey @TBob53 can you confirm that Rex Ryan's jet has landed in BTR? Hearing things from @1045espn #lsu #MusicCityBowl

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Sources of @BenLoveTSD say that Rex Ryan's jet has landed in BTR airport. Announcement after the game. #lsu #MusicCityBowl

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@BRobertswag fag

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If there was a live action roger rabbit (James Cameron) then Jessica rabbit would have to be someone that would really keep it classy.

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Anything hotter than Jessica rabbit as a slutty elf? Why didn't they dress her up more.

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Sister Hazel has ruined Eric. He knows nothing about rock star lifestyle. Must not remember what it's like to be in your 20's.

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Told Eric about the wood. He didn't understand. Eric, I know Jessica Rabbit is a cartoon, she's still stacked.

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Can't sleep. I got a boner at work yesterday. Jessica Rabbit is so hot. Eric asked me to bring some frames downstairs.

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God fucking dammit.

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@KimKardashian you are a filthy cunt.