The Real Bigfoot

Fun-loving cryptid interested in the great outdoors, hiking, and meditation.

[The Real Bigfoot @Real_Bigfoot]

@MJfactor @AP Exactly as it shouod be. Most humans aren't even worth 20K.

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Ro if we are being honest the OK game wardens don’t do a very good job.

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https://t.co/ShMTisKfx0 Yo, not cool

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I get up from hibernation and see this about a squat hour hunting season

[The Real Bigfoot @Real_Bigfoot]

Dear Chicken Express,
You used to have some of the best wings in town. First, you shouldn't be calling these "new boneless wings" - they're chicken nuggets. Second, these suck.
Signed, a severely disappointed squatch.
#chickenexpress #baddecision #unsatisfiedcustomer

[The Real Bigfoot @Real_Bigfoot]

@webmojoe @gordonkeith It’s nice to take a look back, but it is a solitary path. No spouse, no kids, no family. The whole last of your kind kinda weighs on me. I just keep moving around and hope one day I find love.

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@gordonkeith I think it portrayed thing poorly from my point of view.

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@discountmage @gordonkeith I liked it.

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@JoseCanseco No I cannot get Covid 19. Unless there is a mutation in the virus itself. Primates being the closest thing to humans are not vulnerable. That is all I can say at this time.

[The Real Bigfoot @Real_Bigfoot]

Social distancing is pretty much my specialty. I promise not to follow you back.

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Holy crap, what a great meal! If you're in Lisbon you have to stop by!
#CervejariaRamiro #seafood #shellfish #lisbon #portugal #outstanding #restaurant #bigfoot #sasquatch #therealbigfoot #travel #adventure

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@VirginiaErotica Just listened to your interview on the Wild Thing podcast. Thank you for your sensitivity and understanding, yes we are sexual beings. And we would never initiate a sexual relationship without consent.

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Agreed, this guy has huevos!

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@coolcam101 @realDonaldTrump That is seriously NOT funny!

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@theThiagoCortes It's just what I do....

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"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." - Plato
#bigfoot #vote #politics #plato

[The Real Bigfoot @Real_Bigfoot]

In 2019 I vow to eat more hole foods. My Hump Days start with Dunkin...
#bigfoot #sasquatch #wednesday #morning #breakfast #humpday #donut #coffee #dunkindonuts #yum

[The Real Bigfoot @Real_Bigfoot]

Ridin' in style...
#bigfoot #sasquatch #newyork #nyc #subway #ridinginstyle

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Food stop!
#bigfoot #sasquatch #newyork #nyc #lunch #hungry #pizza #adriennespizzabar