Andrew Zimmerman

off road enthusiast, 2012 jku owner, known as That Guy

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

Hey @Wendys how many nuggets can I buy with $575? @Suddenlink has been trying for a year to get it from me and it's gotta be for some of those delicious spicy nuggets! BTW SL, I've beat you like 10 times kindly get nugget money elsewhere. 😬

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

can you believe that I got kicked out of @HobbyLobby today for dipping my testicles in the glitter...Pretty nuts man.

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

I ummm...found a puddle... #jeep #jeepwrangler #jeeplife #jeepporn #wrangler #itsajeepthing #carrottop #4x4 #4x4offroad #austintexas #texas #texasjeeps #jku #jeepjk #jeepjku #mudding #mud #muddy #oopsididitagain… https://t.co/2HS6mT0xG2

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

Hit em with the #flex Carrot Top style!!! #jeep #jeepwrangler #jeeplife #jeepporn #wrangler #itsajeepthing #carrottop #4x4 #4x4offroad #austintexas #texas #texasjeeps #jku #jeepjk #jeepjku https://t.co/ZOupIHqhMo

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

Don't worry, it's a hybrid!! 🤣🤣 #jeep #jeepwrangler #jeeplife #jeepporn #wrangler #itsajeepthing #carrottop #4x4 #4x4offroad #austintexas #texas #texasjeeps #jku #jeepjk #jeepjku #hybrid #priusgang https://t.co/I0WMJHuOmP

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

This is how I #socialdistance Jeep style!!
#jeep #jeepwrangler #jeeplife #jeepporn #wrangler #itsajeepthing #carrottop #4x4 #4x4offroad #austintexas #texas #texasjeeps #jku #jeepjk #jeepjku #socialdistancing… https://t.co/UVXL5Apgl5

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

Sometimes you gotta #hitemwiththeflex #jeep #jeepwrangler #jeeplife #jeepporn #wrangler #itsajeepthing #carrottop #4x4 #4x4offroad #austintexas #texas #texasjeeps #jku #jeepjk #jeepjku #flex @ Hidden Falls Adventure… https://t.co/ZiM3KC6eeZ

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

This is the first good one I had of my catfishes. One day I will get more...

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

This one smells a bit catfish like. 🤣

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

Ever been #catfished This chick loves "the sex" and "the visit" 🤣🤣

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

Batpup gonna eat your ankles.

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

My #furbabies love their new jeep seatbelts. Now they can roll naked with me!
#jeep #jeepwrangler #jeeplife #jeepporn #wrangler #itsajeepthing #carrottop #4x4 #4x4offroad #austintexas #texas #texasjeeps #jku… https://t.co/MySj4gi33x

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

My lil Carrot got a tiny bit dirty this weekend at #pbr aka #polarbearrun #jeep #jeepwrangler #jeeplife #jeepporn #wrangler #itsajeepthing #carrottop #4x4 #4x4offroad #austintexas #texas #texasjeeps #jku #jeepjk… https://t.co/wxo2XjOHTv

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

I pay money just to park on things with my low fuel mileage!! #jeep #jeepwrangler #jeeplife #jeepporn #wrangler #itsajeepthing #carrottop #4x4 #4x4offroad #austintexas #texas #texasjeeps #jku #jeepjk #jeepjku @… https://t.co/5FHSJiuOvP

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

🤣🤣🤣

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

Its nuts how in 4 months my jeep has transformed so much already. I didn't think I had done much, but looking at the difference is night and day to me!! #jeep #jeepwrangler #jeeplife #jeepporn #wrangler… https://t.co/haNqU1Hldq

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

Comes with blinker fluid as well 🤣

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

I need help! My friend has an Instagram for her dog....so I made one for my jeep....I need the jeep to have more followers than the dog! Go follow for naked dirty jeep pics! 🥰 Also I named him Carrot Top...deal with it.

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

@its_LewisYoung totally down. jus fly over to Texas

[Andrew Zimmerman @Real_Carrot_Top]

Wanna see something sexy? Here's a naked pic. 🤤