Cowz

[Cowz @Real_Cowz]

Chocolate coated scotch fingers probably the most compelling argument we have in proving the existence of a God. So yummy

[Cowz @Real_Cowz]

@coldmilklover Can’t tell if you finally got chinned or fell over in a drunk stupor. Both seem equally likely

[Cowz @Real_Cowz]

@coldmilklover Remember. You will never have to pay off your hecs if you remain unemployed 🫡

[Cowz @Real_Cowz]

Went for a walk surrounded by nature today. Suddenly all my problems are not so problematic.

I think I must be the first person to have ever experienced this phenomenon. I alone am the chosen one.

#plantsareneversadbecausetheyspendlotsoftimeoutside

[Cowz @Real_Cowz]

@coldmilklover Fuck

[Cowz @Real_Cowz]

@r4ngaal0l @coldmilklover Hell yea there is lets get on it

[nodder @coldmilklover]

Imagine you and the boys pulling up in the ninky nonk. Euphoric.

[Cowz @Real_Cowz]

@r4ngaal0l Unemployed people get benefits hope this helps 👍

[Cowz @Real_Cowz]

You are indecisive because you have been conditioned to appease those around you and are scared that a choice outside the norm will result in ostracism

I am indecisive because I cannot stop thinking about cheese mmmm so yummy so delicious I love the one with holes in it

[Cowz @Real_Cowz]

@coldmilklover Thanks for this one champ

[Cowz @Real_Cowz]

@coldmilklover How u so chronically online u talking bout “Burt jerk” and “pumpkin beef” rn but can’t respond to my messages 🤨

[Cowz @Real_Cowz]

@coldmilklover

[Cowz @Real_Cowz]

Nothing more demoralising than having your best prompt work go unnoticed.

Wish I could erase you from my memory Clementine 😔(eternal sunshine reference btw)

[Cowz @Real_Cowz]

The most 95 WAM looking bloke you’ve ever seen:

“Yea bro hard test definitely flunked it”

[Cowz @Real_Cowz]

@coldmilklover Hurry up and gig so I can throw produce at u

[Cowz @Real_Cowz]

@coldmilklover Nice to know you’re anti Taiwan

[Cowz @Real_Cowz]

@coldmilklover So arrogant

[Cowz @Real_Cowz]

@coldmilklover Looks like you’ve seen better days bro damn

[Cowz @Real_Cowz]

@coldmilklover @spoonkid3 @dinkbotnick We got a parasocial Peter over here 🚨 🚨 🚨