Dalton McBride

I have long hair, cook great food and im funny as fuck. Hug and kiss your mom every chance you get.

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@MelroseChevelle What happened /:

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@Eminem I was doing laundry today and something cool happened -sincerely yours, Stan

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I could never hang myself. I’m no good with knots

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@Cory_Mose Get this man a nfl job, after he wins a national championship…

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@Lavagrlx @Lavaagrlx I’ll definetly be coming back for seconds and thirds

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@bakwasbandkrein Dalton

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@Lavaagrlx Today is my birthday so yess

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@lynziekate Agreed,

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Dear mom,
You were never cold, you were warm
Stern but not mean
Your laugh would light up a room
The warmth of you was unlike any other
Your were you, only you
I’ll grow annother year older soon
I will miss your singing
I’ll always love and miss you
Thank you
-Bear

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I’ve noticed my world is colder without my mama in it. I’d call and we’d talk about nothing but we’d laugh. A short talk ends up 2 hours on the phone.

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@deftmoons 🫠

[Sarahh @Sarahhuniverse]

Hummer vs Cybertruck 😲

© jettfullthrottle (TT)

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@tattoopuppy Watcha playing

[Nash @NashTalksTexas]

IT'S GAMEDAY, WAKE UP

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My wife and I are entering a contract. For almost 30 years(my life) I’ve believed the cowboys could win the Super Bowl, this year is different.
I am taking “not our year”
And she is taking “this is our year” I will update with terms 🤣

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Perfect dreamworks shaped moon tonight

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@DezBryant Amen X

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Anybody here up to chat on the phone for a little bit ??

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@kikosdreamworld I took a 1/4 xan, see you in dream world

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@DezBryant Damn that boy is fast 😎😎