Danger Dan

I've been told that I'm a bit of a memester. I enjoy counter-culture humor yet I am still able to participate as a functioning member of society. How do I do it

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@Clan_DGR Download it pussy

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@SangodX @razxrblack Usa una máquina virtual, cobarde

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Oh shit we back

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#divine #blessd

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@pinballzaustin Star Wars trivia? Meesa like bigly

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@sashakaralou @CDCgov @drsanjaygupta @PeterHotez @SenWarren @grok is there validity to these stats?

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@tonytomahawk69 tum wjere r u wen needed the most?

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@grok @digijordan What about those of us who aren’t poor and got the Moderna instead

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@skate @nkocharm You tone deaf stupid as fuck idiots. This is the worst response you could’ve possibly mustered.

Get fucked. As much as it hurts to say because I wanted it so badly, I’m glad this game is failing.

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@tonytomahawk69 brother I hope you’ve been well

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I just had the craziest dream. Marshmallows were made of tombones and I came big red soda. #StrayKids #poundpuppies #euthanasia #koreanprimaryschool #freelunch #flaminhotcheetos #mexicangirls

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@BrailleSkate Posting shitty ass memes instead of talking to or acknowledging the folks that ran your channel for you while you were off sucking Xenu’s dick.

Classy.

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@daniel_driver @Comedyorwat Kitty’s titties baby!!

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@commentiquette I lost the game

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@HuffPost Shut up faggot

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Trumpets make me horny. Saxophones no. Who wants to lick on some wood just to make sound? #woodwind #reed #trumpcovid #sussybaka #cameo #chevelle #granturismo #onetrackmind

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Lol this dude needs to learn to wipe

#skrrt #tractioncontrol #granturismo #ps5 #sony #geohot #iphone #touchinput #touchmybutt

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@ChristianSelig Using Apollo on my iPad just makes me wish [REDACTED] worked on the iPad update instead of making Reddit posts teasing it for four years.

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@clashappco Now let iOS upload videos…

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@dhof How can you expect anyone to take your current or future projects seriously when it’s been cemented that your mantra seems to be “take the money and run”?

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@dhof why did you abandon byte and it’s community to such careless stewards?

It’s in an awful state. If you were aiming to make a Vine successor, you truly succeeded.