Dennis of Grunty Fen

Fen wisdom and other stuff. Remember: suet don't hover, and don't get it near your banjo. Visit me website for stuff. Send me photos of your shed.

[Dennis of Grunty Fen @Real_DoGF]

@blackestfen Tha's vaaar kind of ye.

[Dennis of Grunty Fen @Real_DoGF]

Blast me! Mr South's gooin' out talking about me! Get yersel' there on Monday and see what he say and 'ow blimmin' long he take to say it!
Would yer retweet this so at least *somebody* turn up to see the ol' boy? Taaaa
#Fens #Fenland #EastAnglia

[Dennis of Grunty Fen @Real_DoGF]

@blackestfen Not unless somebody invite 'im. He's vaaar posh, y'know, an' always wait for an invitation before he goo anywhere.

[Dennis of Grunty Fen @Real_DoGF]

@johnelworthy @BBCCambs @cambstimes @Ely_News @elystandard @fenlandcit @FascinatingFens

[Dennis of Grunty Fen @Real_DoGF]

Blast me! Mr South's gooin' out talking about me! Get yersel' there on Monday and see what he say and 'ow blimmin' long he take to say it!
Would yer retweet this so at least *somebody* turn up to see the ol' boy? Taaaa
#Fens #Fenland #EastAnglia

[Dennis of Grunty Fen @Real_DoGF]

Happy Eater to yer. Buns and chocs and whatever ya can get yer gums 'round. While yer chewun an' suckun ya could play the latest Fencast. Like a podcast but Fennier.
https://t.co/I0X9QeOFNL

also availabable from Spottyfly.

[Dennis of Grunty Fen @Real_DoGF]

I double-checked. It don' say Pony Wee.

[Bookaholic Bex @BexBookaholic]

Somehow I managed to resist...

[Carol Carman 🇪🇺 @CarolCarman]

Ooh! Just got my giveaway cards for tomorrow's Book Fair in #StIves, #Cambridgeshire! Please come and say hello, find your next good read and support indie authors #booktwt #BookTwitter #WritingCommunity #WritingLife #readingcommunity

[Dotty McLeod @dottymcl]

First time giving blood - I did it! I'd heard there were biscuits afterwards, but I didn't expect a KitKat - what a win. Thanks to @tomspeight for the tweet earlier this year which nudged me to register 💉❤️💪 #BloodDonation #GiveBloodSaveLives

[Carol Carman 🇪🇺 @CarolCarman]

Very happy to be joining @LouiseOnAir on @BBCCambs this evening at around 8.15 pm to talk about this event! I'm sure we'll have a few giggles as well...

[Carol Carman 🇪🇺 @CarolCarman]

😊'Another cracker' of a poem for @BBCUpload, according to @LouiseOnAir @BBCCambs - thanks, Louise.
Music - thanks to @MartinCarman

What happened to a young lad who *could* spell properly but didn't? 😆

Listen again 👇
https://t.co/JYZCsSTCRx
About 35 mins 19 secs in.

[Dennis of Grunty Fen @Real_DoGF]

Jus' found out that the Grunty Fencast is available from the Spotify. Thas' gonna mean a lot to some people.
https://t.co/IzJSsQPYCT
Bit o' fen culture. Maybe some tall tales from a low place. Latest episode's a Easter Special.
#podcast #Spotify #comedy

[Fifi Fanshawe @FifiFanshawe]

If you've never dipped a welly into the weird world of Grunty Fen, this might give you a flavour. Involves the #Easter tradition of religious football. No, honestly. #Fens #Ely #Cambridgeshire #Easter #football

[Dennis of Grunty Fen @Real_DoGF]

D'yer want hear about about spring and fertility rites, cabbage rolling, competitive chimney-sweeping and religious football?
Hear an episode of Dennis of Grunty Fen from 1991 called "Easter traditions" kicked off by Mr South.
https://t.co/qmhJEXFelM
#comedy #radio #Easter

[Dennis of Grunty Fen @Real_DoGF]

Allo. New Grunty Fencast out on the usual iTunes and other podcaast things and https://t.co/j1yN8cuLPe
Here's a little somethun just to whet yer appetite.
https://t.co/2yYWTeM3O4

[Dennis of Grunty Fen @Real_DoGF]

@farmfriendlincs @camcycle That's Grunty to you! 'Appy too report that all the pot holes aroun' here are in perfect working order.

[Carol Carman 🇪🇺 @CarolCarman]

@LevParikian Here's part of the index for Christopher South' s third book about the imaginary Grunty Fen, The Customs and Folklore of Grunty Fen. Quite wide-ranging, wouldn't you say? https://t.co/ouLs4E15ZK
@Real_DoGF

[Dennis of Grunty Fen @Real_DoGF]

@CarolCarman Yep, that she. According to Gran that sturgeon was aroun' Mepal Bridge for a foo weeks before she finerly caught. Bit of a feisty beggar that sturgeon. Nickler they name it.

[Dennis of Grunty Fen @Real_DoGF]

I seen a foo straaange things on the Fen. Nothun' with a pipe out the front 'less it got t'bacca in it.

[British Exploring Society @Brit_exploring]

Ultimate level camouflage for wildlife #photography.

[Dennis of Grunty Fen @Real_DoGF]

That Rowbotham fella. Locally he still known as Raw Bottom on account of tha's where all the noise came from.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

just learned about the iowa husband calling competition