Muammar Gaddafi

Faked my own death (well, kind of: one of my look-alikes got killed and they thought it was me). Now I'm visiting my pal Kim Jong-Il in North Korea.

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

Going to Sweden tomorrow. Swedish women FTW... they don't ask any questions. You buy one a beer, she "repays" you, IYKWIM.

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

@MUAMMAR2011 Sorry, I've retired. I'm in France now.

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

Fuck! Sarkozy lost? Then on what did he spend all that money I gave him? Oh, wait, he used it to bomb me. Fuck him. #hollandepresident

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

@syaasyaafiq I like kittens.

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

Off to the Emirates.

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

That bastard Kim Jong-Il kicked me out of his country. He said it cost him too much to keep me. Nonsense!

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

Mr.Monti's austrerity plan --> no more Bunga-Bunga.

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

My son got arrested... I hope he gets a fair trial. Not like his brother & my impersonator!

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

Sorry if I haven't been tweeting these days but I just woke up from a week-long LSD trip and WTF? Berlusconi resigned?

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

Why, Silvio? Why?

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

I didn't know you had a twitter account @ImKimJongIl !

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

I think @ImKimJongIl won! http://t.co/LnXT4eYc

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

@SilvioBerlo Sure, Silvio. But I'm going to Cuba next week!

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

RT @MorrisSzyslak: I'm out of Vodka. Calling the Russian mafia to speed up the delivery.

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

@Real_Bin_Laden Where are you?

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

Having a chat with Ahmadinejad. He told me he plans to nuke Israel on December 22, 2012. He's always been the funny guy.

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

#nowplaying Katy Perry - Firework (I didn't know she had a song about suicide bombers!)

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

@The_Brevig How? Am I supposed to ask the PRK's army to invade them? That doesn't make any sense.

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

@iamthedutchguy1 No, I'm not. Don't trust th TV news.

[Muammar Gaddafi @Real_Gaddafi]

Sharia law in Libya? They're gonna destroy my secret beer collection!