The Real Kim Jong Un

New to socialist media. My wife is hotter than yours bitches- deal wid it. You wish your hair as good as mine. BOOM!

[The Real Kim Jong Un @Real_Kim_JongUn]

I WAS A BIG T-ARA FAN- BUT DANI AGAIN PROVES THE UNEDUCATED AMERICANS. SIRI COULD RAP P-DIDDY BETTER THAN DANI...TERRIBLE...

[The Real Kim Jong Un @Real_Kim_JongUn]

IF THIS HEAT WAVE IN KOREA KEEPS GOING I AM GOING TO HAVE TO HIRE 2 NEW MEMBERS IN MY CABINET...BEN & JERRY. LOVE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOK DOUGH

[The Real Kim Jong Un @Real_Kim_JongUn]

THIS HEAT IS KILLING ME- AND THE PEASANTS CAN'T FAN THE ELEPHANT LEAVES ANY FASTER.

[The Real Kim Jong Un @Real_Kim_JongUn]

I AM FUND MANAGER OF A MACRO FUND. F LONG/SHORT FUND. BASICALLY I WILL SHORT FUTURES AND TEST A MISSILE...BOOM...MO MONEY MO MONEY MO $$$

[The Real Kim Jong Un @Real_Kim_JongUn]

...ESP FREAK ME OUT AFTER SOME MAUI WOW-WEE ON THE BONG IN THE DORM AND I WOULD WAKE UP AND SEE HIM WATCHING...I'D SCREAM LIKE A LIL GIRL

[The Real Kim Jong Un @Real_Kim_JongUn]

EXCEPT THE BODY DOUBLE COULD DO ONE ARMED PULL UPS AND A 500LBS DEADLIFT. I HOPE THE SOUTH NEVER GETS IN TO CROSSFIT AND THAT SHITZNIT

[The Real Kim Jong Un @Real_Kim_JongUn]

FANS ASKING IF I HAD A BODY DOUBLE- NO. I DID IN HIGH SCHOOL IN SWITZERLAND. FREAKED ME THE FUG OUT...MOFO LOOKED JUST LIKE ME!!

[The Real Kim Jong Un @Real_Kim_JongUn]

WE WANT TO PROMOTE TO THE WORLD THE NORTH KOREAN SPORTS OF FENCE JUMPING, TUNNEL DIGGING AND WATERBOARDING

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ANYWAYS PLEASE SUPPORT MY DRIVE FOR NORTH KOREA TO HOST OLYMPIC GAMES IN 2024!

[The Real Kim Jong Un @Real_Kim_JongUn]

i would say sorry but for sending that but I don't have to say sorry- ever...

[The Real Kim Jong Un @Real_Kim_JongUn]

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