Real Lisomo

Yoka biso

[Real Lisomo @Real_Lisomo]

Does the LSK constitution allow Faith Odhiambo to seek re-election? We can’t afford another ineffective president like Nelson Havi, especially in these turbulent times.

[Weelo Willis @WeeloWillis]

"Hackers may have stolen some sensitive data"

"Well, we have enough money for more bundles"

[Real Lisomo @Real_Lisomo]

These stupid hackers have never tried that shit on HELB systems. F*ck.

[Real Lisomo @Real_Lisomo]

I'm sorry, but Pauline Njoroge is just not a 'politician'. She'd be better suited sitting in an office drafting compelling speeches and winning strategies.

[Real Lisomo @Real_Lisomo]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Weelo Willis @WeeloWillis]

President Ruto's official website hacked, hackers demand ransom​​. CS ICT Kabogo has vowed to use all his software and hardware expertise to retrieve it.

[Real Lisomo @Real_Lisomo]

Wang' michiedho e ping'ka e wang' makedo kodi

[Weelo Willis @WeeloWillis]

England are not going home yet. They have to be humiliated by France first🤣🤣🤣

[Real Lisomo @Real_Lisomo]

Gachagua's popularity is 4%, according to Infotrak poll.

[Real Lisomo @Real_Lisomo]

Sifuna is the most feared candidate in Ruto's camp. What is even scarier is having Gachagua, Kalonzo, and Matiang’i supporting him. That would be nuclear.

[Weelo Willis @WeeloWillis]

Ronaldo after landing in Portugal 🤣🤣🤣

[Weelo Willis @WeeloWillis]

When Messi lost the World Cup & Copa America finals, no one cared to diagnose Argentina's squad weaknesses and coach's tactics. It was always "Messi is a flop...a fraud...system player...can't do it without Xavi & Iniesta". So stop blaming Bruno, Vitinah, Neves & Roberto Martinez

[Real Lisomo @Real_Lisomo]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[Real Lisomo @Real_Lisomo]

@CFC_Janty I can't wait to watch him cry for the 6th time

[Real Lisomo @Real_Lisomo]

@BravinYuri Sifuna will defend his parliamentary seat.

[Real Lisomo @Real_Lisomo]

Their kids study abroad, but they'll always come back to work in government.

[Real Lisomo @Real_Lisomo]

"The E in UNEP stands for environment".

That explanation tells you that you are daft. You are dumb🤣🤣🤣

[David Ndii @DavidNdii]

In matters environment, in her capacity as Kenya’s Ambassador to UNEP. The E in UNEP stands for environment.

[Real Lisomo @Real_Lisomo]

Fally Ipupa is cooking an album with 51 songs. Bro works hard like he has not even made it.

[Real Lisomo @Real_Lisomo]

I feel bad for Pauline Njoroge.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Faith Odhiambo's bid for Nairobi Woman Representative comes at the perfect time - James Orengo

[Weelo Willis @WeeloWillis]

Itoke mandera
Ikuje Ramu
Ifike Garre
Ikuje Kotulo
Iende Tarbaj
Ipitie Wajir
Iteremke Modogashe
Ifike Isiolo....

[Weelo Willis @WeeloWillis]

"Africans usually support African teams in the Word Cup."

"So that means in the match between Mexico and South Africa, they'll support...?

"South Africa"

[Real Lisomo @Real_Lisomo]

Who will tell Gachagua to drop this guy? He's the most useless person in his team. A total liability. Shouts loudest but without substance.

[Real Lisomo @Real_Lisomo]

High Court has just told Gachagua ENDA NYUMBANI ROHO SAFI.