Luke Danes

Swarthy small business owner trying to make it through season 2

[Luke Danes @Real_Luke_Danes]

@yegpourhouse HAVE U SEEN LORELAI? IM LOOKN 4 LORELAI

[Luke Danes @Real_Luke_Danes]

@yegpourhouse all the food is poison. Come to #LukesDiner instead

[Luke Danes @Real_Luke_Danes]

bottle up all your emotions and focus your energy on your struggling business #WednesdayWisdom

[Luke Danes @Real_Luke_Danes]

celebrate #NationalToastDay at @LukesDiner! Toast as delicious as I am a swarthy lacklove loner

[Luke Danes @Real_Luke_Danes]

Lorelai isn't being honest about this marriage and she's wasting everyone's time and money

[Luke Danes @Real_Luke_Danes]

I am going to pay Emily Gilmore to tell a romantic tale to make Lorelai realize she doesnt feel that way about the Hunky Max Medina

[Luke Danes @Real_Luke_Danes]

what year is it?

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I'm gonna pay that Hunky Max Medina's idiot brother to ruin his bachelor party

[Luke Danes @Real_Luke_Danes]

who the hell cares what ducks do

[Luke Danes @Real_Luke_Danes]

Ms. Patty is single.... sigh

[Luke Danes @Real_Luke_Danes]

those pencil pushing bureaucrats in city hall are ripping up the sidewalk outside my diner #notmypresident

[andieiam @andieiamwhoiam]

#tcot #Conservative

[Luke Danes @Real_Luke_Danes]

WILL MAX MEDINA BE A GOOD FATHER TO RORY I DOUBT IT, THAT SMOOTH SKINNED BABOON

[Luke Danes @Real_Luke_Danes]

I bet in a hilarious role reversal that punk Dean is giving the Hunky Max Medina a lecture about what it's like to be with the Gilmores

[Luke Danes @Real_Luke_Danes]

being around Lorelai hurts so much. Loneliness consumes me

[Luke Danes @Real_Luke_Danes]

I like to stand extra extra close to tables and nestle the rounded corners in my taint

[Luke Danes @Real_Luke_Danes]

I'm almost out of pancakes and I cant make more

[Luke Danes @Real_Luke_Danes]

christ Lorelai and Rory are here but they've asked for a third chair because of Max. I am going to be overly nice to him

[Luke Danes @Real_Luke_Danes]

@Real_Luke_Danes I am like Shrek

[Luke Danes @Real_Luke_Danes]

but I feel like Lorelai is being dishonest with herself with this whole Max thing. We're both monsters