Magellan

International man of mystery circumnavigating the Twittersphere

[Magellan @Real_Magellan]

Why yes, thank you for asking. I am an adult and did only eat a pound of brussel sprout chips for my meals today

[Magellan @Real_Magellan]

New Friday night drinking game.. #IDefendFergieBecause?

[Magellan @Real_Magellan]

I think Dante’s first ring of hell is an eternity of eating only not toasted bagels. Now imagine you’re on a ship all the time with no toaster because you’re not trying to #die because the ocean is a basically a big bathtub and a toaster is suicide. I’m in #BagelHell

[Magellan @Real_Magellan]

PSA: no coat check at @Benihana. Feeling personally victimized

[Magellan @Real_Magellan]

Finished reading @exlarson's Dead Wake - Thank GOD that is Science Fiction and couldn't happen to my ship in real life! #Scary #BoatsAboveWaterOnly #WhatsGermany #HolyRomanEmpire

[Magellan @Real_Magellan]

Knee deep in a citrus slumber #NoScurvy2018

[Magellan @Real_Magellan]

I heard someone yell fire... Lol no fire alarms on a boat #JumpIn #StopDropAndRollTide

[Magellan @Real_Magellan]

The sea is dangerous and its storms terrible, but these obstacles have never been sufficient reason to remain ashore…#MagellanMonday #SeaOfWisdom

[Magellan @Real_Magellan]

I've circumnavigated this world and what I know to be true is that man only THINKS he owns this earth. No man has the right to steal what they do not own. I stand with those protecting #BearsEarsNationalMonument & the #GrandStaircaseEscalante

[Magellan @Real_Magellan]

I’m not apologizing... this is the 2nd year @justinbieber song Sorry has been on my @Spotify year playlist #sorrynotsorry

[Magellan @Real_Magellan]

At the gates of heaven all I want is to find out how much time I wasted in life untangling iPhone headphones

[Magellan @Real_Magellan]

My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.'
#burnnnn #MagellanMonday

[Magellan @Real_Magellan]

@zuli_jr I hear you boys are on tour. I’m circumnavigating the world too. We should meet up if we are in the same port #BandOfBrothers #ohfm

[Magellan @Real_Magellan]

I have seen the shadow of the Earth on the moon, and I have more faith in the shadow than in the church #burnnnnnn #MagellanMonday

[Magellan @Real_Magellan]

I had a dream I was banished to Davy Jones Locker... Confirmed, Delilah from late night radio plays on loop in hell #nightmare

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Michelle and I are thinking of the victims of today's attack in NYC and everyone who keeps us safe. New Yorkers are as tough as they come.

[Magellan @Real_Magellan]

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'
#UnsolvedMysteries #MagellanMonday

[Magellan @Real_Magellan]

Caught myself singing guilty pleasures in the shower this morning @didoofficial wave that White Flag girl! 🎤 I will go down with this ship 🎶

[Sir Isaac Newton FRS @zxspectrum128]

I’m going for no here https://t.co/XauH6EkHhY