Mike

[Mike @Real_Mike_Meade]

Twitter deserves to know about meat man's cunty sausage roll

[Gundamit.Store @GundamitStore]

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[penelope @thisisptrying13]

went on a first date last night.

read somewhere that girls should buy guys flowers at least once bc no one buys flowers for boys.

I found out his favorite flower a couple of weeks ago when we started chatting.

ran by the grocery store before the date and picked some up.

[Mike @Real_Mike_Meade]

@Dezinuh I won't take a moment to consider the effort that went behind my dirt filled twinkie. A whole team of professionals spent YEARS making my dirt filled twinkie but promised me a normal twinkie. It pains me to say that Starfield was a bad game with good moments. Be better bethesda

[Mike @Real_Mike_Meade]

@Dezinuh I played and enjoyed Starfield for a solid 80 hours on launch. I could even abide the MANY glitches I encountered, because I love Bethesda games. After completing the main quest the world just felt empty, and frankly by then my game was bugged to the point of being unplayable

[Mike @Real_Mike_Meade]

@number1soupfan

[Mike @Real_Mike_Meade]

I work in a restaurant, I know you were waiting till my mouth was full to quality check me. My thumb was up before you even arrived at the table

[Mike @Real_Mike_Meade]

I have pretty good peripheral vision, and my favorite thing to do with that is spot the server coming to ask me how my food is and responding before they can even ask

[Mike @Real_Mike_Meade]

@number1soupfan Absolute wrong reaction crocs are the pinnacle of footwear

[Mike @Real_Mike_Meade]

This is dogshit. @bcit figure it the fuck out. Send whoever decided to keep campuses open outside and make them take a fucking bus ANYWHERE right now. Consistently bad decision making, I don't know why I'm still surprised

[Mike @Real_Mike_Meade]

@bcit needs to revisit their campus closure policies. The 27th had a bit of snow around 4pm but was otherwise safe to get around. Today the snow hasn't stopped since 4am, transit is being delayed or canceled across the city, and roads are a disaster. Campuses are open today

[Mike @Real_Mike_Meade]

@JohannesEthan Paytorade

[Mike @Real_Mike_Meade]

@inthewhale Vancouver would be dope

[Mike @Real_Mike_Meade]

@bbnomula ClownCore

[Mike @Real_Mike_Meade]

@number1soupfan Anyone who answered the riddles gets to cross, thems the rules

[Mike @Real_Mike_Meade]

This has to be the funniest musical take I've ever seen

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Musical masterworks of the Western classical canon
vs.
“Stacy’s Mom” by Fountains of Wayne

A THREAD

[Mike @Real_Mike_Meade]

@inthewhale Drinking pbr till I can't remember my own name and falling asleep in a bush

[Mike @Real_Mike_Meade]

Some dude at the punk show told me I did a good job holding the line at the pit. Whoever you are bro, you fucking rule