Ryan

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

One skill that will save you is strategic uselessness, being useless strategical. You see how nobody mentions musalia when we critisize the gorvement . This man has mastered the art .
I discovered this art one time my mother was tired of my fathers many shenanigans,she packed her clothes and left us .Being the eldest my father thought I would become an assistant mother ,he learned the hard way . The first night he asked me to cook rice . I put everything in the pot added water and kept adding water and wood untill the devil said , "that's enough my son" that night we had rice soup .
The next morning I put milk and instead of tea leaves I added some herbs my mother used for soup . Mzee saw the writings on the wall "menne menne ,this boy will kill you ". That night he came home with goat heads kila mtu yake . The next day I found my mother home when I came from school . That Sunday she was wearing new clothes ,sharp girl that one.
Brethren learn to be useless .

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

As a man, only a deep pocket and your mother's prayers will save you. You are on your own. Alwayyyyyyys on your own.

[Ryan @Real_Monk1]

@Maryian96 At that stage she shouldn't be having conditions. She needs anything male.

[Ryan @Real_Monk1]

@Leroy_KE_ The issue of babysitting grown ups should end. They know exactly what they're doing. I suggest mzee should allocate a few things to each of them and send them out immediately. Hao bouncer analipa sasa awaeke kwa gate yake, no idiot should be allowed into the premises

[Ryan @Real_Monk1]

@brightafia Dancing any day any time✌

[Ryan @Real_Monk1]

@NyakundiReport Why are they all Somalis? This illegal Somalis should be deported. They're used to violence.

[Ryan @Real_Monk1]

@ntsa_kenya I renewed my smart dl on 5th Aug last year till now it's not ready

[Ryan @Real_Monk1]

@MayMayspeaks I have 2 legs😜

[Ryan @Real_Monk1]

@MayMayspeaks The name of the father is TWO

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Somalis shouldn't involve Africans in their fight with the American govt. As Kenyans, we've had a cordial relationship with the American people & the same problem that the American people have with them is exactly what we also have over here. Kenya Stands With the US government.

[Ryan @Real_Monk1]

@Josh001J But why would a man take a picture of his behind? And post it

[Ryan @Real_Monk1]

@KasajjaAndrew3 Another important part here, consider buying the same model here(salvage), you might need the plates

[Ryan @Real_Monk1]

@NyamburaGobela And btw which app do the police use to check the car's insurance

[Malume @bozzie_t]

The satisfaction I derived from this video.🥹

[Ryan @Real_Monk1]

@georgediano Bigger than his own hopes and dreams 😂😂😂

[Ryan @Real_Monk1]

@yeeezyyy360 Is that the Jonah we know?

[Ryan @Real_Monk1]

@khery4real @georgediano Enyewe the narration is sweeter than the story itself 😂

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This robot plotting an engine blueprint

[Mwai, MBS. @IanJamesMwaiK]

Eh ! Tanzanians we never knew your game bana 🤣🤣🤣 Idi Amin Mama must be shaken 🤣