SAC House

Self-started frat house that is the envy of all cul-de-sacs nationwide

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“No one knows when I was born” - Ori

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Nathan - “A good way to get a kiss is seeing a girl trying to hang mistletoe and you go and help her out.” Jagger - “Too bad you would be too short to reach.”

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Ori- “I am going to do better in that class if I don’t study.”

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Nathan- "Do u normally have to use the garbage disposal to pour milk down the drain?" #expiredmilk

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Ori-"If I answer all A’s on my final does that mean I get an A on my final?"

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Ori- "Sometimes when I get sick, I put straws up my nose. To keep it open. It works”

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A lady at Dillons offered Blake a sunscreen sample. Blake responded, "I have had sunscreen before and it doesn’t taste very good."

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Jagger- "I had a case of acute diarrhea."
Blake- "There’s nothing cute about that!"

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Nathan- "The rec has a jogging track, but you can’t sprint on it." Andrew- "Why? It’s not like it has a speed limit." @BrothaDrew

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Nathan- "Blake and I can be each other’s wingmen; the two worst wingmen."

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Jagger-"Ori’s seed is like bamboo and it grows like 2 inches in a day." Ori-"That can be taken multiple different ways."

[UberDriverBrian @UDBrian1]

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[UberDriverBrian @UDBrian1]

As live as I could get to work! Congratulations to @Real_SAC_House for getting a personalized freestyle! To be released soon!

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Ori on relationship questions- "How many babies you wanna got?"

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UberDriverBrian (@UDBrian1) Freestyles about "Hunting & Teeth" at riders request.

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Blake-"I liked her better with her bonnet on." Nathan-"That’s your inner Mennonite speaking."

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Blake-"Either get your girlfriend to get vitamin D milk or break up with her."

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Jagger-"Ori when has appropriosity ever stopped you?"

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Ori-"PC controllers are trash." Blake-" Wait, You mean a mouse?"