Slom Dzam

Bios are 2 much pressure just read mi twts

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

This is literally my life working at a solicitors firm in the UK. This is all emails ever. My occupation is ppl gaslighting me about my communication skills.

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

Used to think I hated hosting when living in an apartment in Chicago. Now I LIVE for it in my house in UK w guest beds & a garden. Inviting friends over for adult sleepovers is one of THEE most special feelings after 30 ✨

[Feed Me @feedme]

Out today! My debut EP ‘Feed Me From the Clouds’ with @OpheliaRecords - very proud to send out these small clouds of sound from me to you ☁️ taking over their stories in a bit to answer Qs also https://t.co/LOg11iqO8m

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

Ever since I watched that hip hop documentary series on Netflix Bun B has held an extra special place in my heart like that man has a gentle soul I'm glad he's doing well 🥹

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

This is insane

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

A picture of crab grass in a field that probably wouldn't have any grass at all but rather whatever plants naturally thrive in that climate but we're stuck with this cuz humans literally hate the earth.

What are we supposed to do with this picture, Jack?

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

I wrote my dissertation on international climate change law...the most infuriating discovery during my time researching was finding that a SIGNIFICANT proportion of climate change studies and subsequent warnings by scientists were coming out before the 1980s.

You're LYING.

[The Hill @thehill]

Scientists failed for decades to communicate the coming risks of rapid sea-level rise to policymakers and the public, a new study has found. https://t.co/WEbWQKZN5Q

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

In fact they don't know true happiness BC their shirts say white claw and not four loko

[baby g @higirlsaysbruh]

You’ll never know this kind of happiness

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

And the only tweet on my "followers" tab is...my own tweet.

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

My entire "for you" timeline is just tweets from two days ago...@elonmusk you continue to fail

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

My entire "for you" timeline is just tweets from two days ago...@elonmusk you continue to fail

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

The rage I feel seeing that not one of these top comments is about fixing videos...

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

What are your top requests for Twitter features & bug fixes?

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

Remember when Elon promised to step down after he lost that twitter poll?

Why is he still here?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@RiaRevealed Legacy blue checks will be removed soon. Those are the ones that are truly corrupt.

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

What the absolute fuck

[UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance @FalconryFinance]

Ohio right now

That's a giant cloud of polyvinyl chloride and a ton of other bad chemicals

The local police blew it up like a beached whale, now megatoxins are Chernobyling Ohio and there's a news blackout and the police are beating reporters and camera people and dragging em

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

This lit up the deepest rage within my soul😭😭😭😭😭

[Samantha Darby @SamanthaDarby]

@mollymcghee I once put my husband's Walgreens bag on the stairs for him to take up and it took me four days to realize he knew they were there, he had just been putting on his deodorant and taking his vitamins THERE ON THE STAIRS every morning and returning them to the bag on the stairs

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

Videos are still fully broken and the for you/following timelines are utter GARBAGE we want CHRONOLOGICAL TIMELINES

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

Another day another push notification for a Matt Wallace spam tween about Elon Musk.

This is gutter but behaviour @elonmusk STOP IT

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

What the fuck are these BuzzFeed ass tweets from Matt Wallace and why do his *and only his* tweets regarding Elon musk keeping being pushed through to my phone?

Stop spamming me @elonmusk FFS!!!

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

Elon Musk believes woke people are annoying! 🤣 Do you agree with him?

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

Idk what everyone was paying attention to pre covid but I PROMISE you the situation was exactly the same. Everybody in every office I worked at was constantly sick and out on sick leave - ALWAYS coughing.

[Whaleigh @WotTheWhale]

@latkedelrey @_____newt It's actually becoming a bit awkward at work when people talk about this constant sickness everyone has and nobody knows why... I've not been sick at all and am the only one who never stopped masking.

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

This is the most bizarre projection?😭 If YOU don't want to accommodate your guests then own up to it like????

Some of us enjoy hosting and love having guests stay over it's as simple as that. Nobody held you at gunpoint and told you to furnish a guestroom🤡

[Rez @robresnick]

Stop normalizing guest rooms. Houses should not need to use one of few rooms so that 3 times a year there’s a bed there for someone to avoid a slightly less than perfect (free) sleep on a pull out. Also normalize hotels.