Monty C

Liberal tears, fresh-squeezed daily.

[Monty C @Real_Slurp]

@shanerly6 @TicketTV1 It’s not like he should still speak his native asian tongue, but they do seem to deny their asian roots. He’s no more “native” than any other first settlers born here. His mongol forefathers just got here by walking across the Bering Strait. European Vikings sailed.

[Monty C @Real_Slurp]

@gotrice2024 Surround stores/malls/groceries with a small moat of water. Once civilized customers have paid, a walkway can be momentarily activated and they can stroll across. Parentless trash like this would be perplexed, and unable to figure out how to get to the other side.

[Monty C @Real_Slurp]

@FuhgedNews This is like when they casually toss a chicken or two at the alligators at the zoo and they immediately converge on the snacks, snapping and chomping blindly. At a certain point, one must simply attribute the absolute loss of self-control to impulses which nature cannot suppress.

[Monty C @Real_Slurp]

@NMCantina @OriginalBLKAmer Sshhhhhhhh…. Let the process play out. It’s like all the pit bulls going to their own back alley from the dog park. Urge them along their way, and pretend the win is a loss.

[Monty C @Real_Slurp]

@baddylaylo @OriginalBLKAmer The lush and thick asian hair is much more desirable than a coarse and wiry hair which is dry. The barbershop can glue on a wigs after shaving that stuff off, and it reduces maintenance and doesn’t require bathing or the need to cover up stubbles with those showering hats.👍🏾

[Monty C @Real_Slurp]

@Brittnychka @Persway82 I’ll watch what I want and see my way straight into it, and you’ll like it. Simmer down, juicebox.

[Monty C @Real_Slurp]

@Persway82 Not really. I think it’s fun to watch IWearSpeedos, and this is just a way to help other fans talk like he is, here. I can see where you think it’s weird, but it’s a cultural thing. Jonsomalia is also fun to watch, if you like these weirdos.👍🏾

[Monty C @Real_Slurp]

@shellshockkk She can go to a vet and get her hooves scraped, and she can cover that whole bald head with one of their showering hats. They sell the showering hats at Walmart in fun colors for three dollars for a two-pac. A black barber can reglue that head for a new wigs.

[Monty C @Real_Slurp]

@TheUnitedSpot__ Ted Loo is giving Chow a bad name.

[Monty C @Real_Slurp]

@AprilSpark1890 They must not have gotten asked to Prom, and are now fishing in the easy pool, getting hollowed out like they trynna make their uncle jealous.

[Monty C @Real_Slurp]

@Streetfight983 Let’s get some teeshirts made and find this oppressed victim some aunties to stand on the courthouse steps, weeping and sobbing, as they insist he just axed for a cup of water.

[Monty C @Real_Slurp]

@FuhgedNews Before passing judgment, she may have had her vet clean out those hooves and might be freshly shod.

[Monty C @Real_Slurp]

@horsemaster702 @followtmorgan @grok Sure, except he’s not close to being a Harvard Alum. Somebody played a fun trick and gave you bad intel to see if you would take the bait and run. And look at you go, Champ!

I heard Caramel’s dad was at his junior high graduation! Pass it on.

[Monty C @Real_Slurp]

@Trump201625 @SapientHelipad @EricLDaugh Chicago is going to stop renting out hotel rooms? I mean, possibly. It’s such a shithole I’m sure fans won’t mind driving an extra 25 miles. But did they rent hotel rooms, in the first place? We never rented hotel rooms to go watch ball game.

[Monty C @Real_Slurp]

@JohnGal20571788 @4thOfJuly365 Those come in the Rent-a-Hoe package, however there has been a recall due to the high incidence of clam mites. There are other add-ons as well, in various packages, such as a Rent-A-Dad. 👍🏾

[Monty C @Real_Slurp]

@AnthonyCumia Just launch it so far into next week it comes back with a weather forecast. Nobody has to tolerate a rabid sewer rat. Then call animal control to come put that feral thing back in a cage where it belongs.

[Monty C @Real_Slurp]

@bizlawyertexas @AnthonyCumia Nah. Just some football experience. Drop-kick that like you would any other sewer rat.

[Monty C @Real_Slurp]

@MambucaX @EBTtok Yes. Hoof-to-mouf disease.

[Monty C @Real_Slurp]

@JohnGal20571788 @4thOfJuly365 You can buy the movie prop money, but in the hood they enjoy renting the Pretend-O-Pimp package. They will bring a car(s), Fat Stacks (pretend money) fog machine and a shiny balloon(s). They let them do that stiff-legged, side-to-side tip-toe dance for a 5-minute video shoot.