Sean Sphincter

Sean Spicer's Sphincter here to share my two cents

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@HuffingtonPost calling this individual a leading psychiatrist is an insult to psychiatry

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@GMA isn't there a statute of limitations on slap fights?

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@thehill "Billy the Marlin" is in the running to replace Flynn

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@nytopinion sounds like the path to bankruptcy

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@thehill they're only getting started now?

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@washingtonpost $34k a year for something you could read on Twitter

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@WSJ be careful, here be monsters

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@ABC I'm sure the next nominee will be an angel

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@FoxNews I wonder if it would have leaked had it been handled instead of shrugged off

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@sheilawsj @WSJPolitics @WSJ #relationshipgoals

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@thehill the last thing Republicans need now is to develop a conscience about Trump

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@politico he often confuses Pols and polls

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@Slate maybe they share the same surgeon

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@FoxNews @TheBrodyFile @POTUS so your saying POTUS is still alive and responsive, good to know

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@thehill did she break into a bad rendition of "Don't Cry for Me Argentina"?

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@WSJPolitics @WSJ he was hired for his looks, not his brains

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@nytopinion no problem Donnie, Bibi has it all figured out

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@CBSNews we're driving as if we all already have self-driving cars

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@thehill but I erased my cookies!!!

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@thehill it's just a calculator they've told him is a phone