Sorry for our hiatus, the Word of the Day is back! Get those pencils out because it's time to learn some new vocabulary! The word of the day is mallard. fuck! the word sucks again
dead asleep, i suddenly start and look around frantically. what day is it?? how many words have i missed?? rushing away from my paper-covered desk, i trip over my sweatpants and fall on a meat cleaver. gasping my last breath i scrawl the word of the day in blood... "romaine"
im in a lab from sunup to sundown every day pouring beakers into graduated cylinders and shit. im dumping blue stuff into red juice and it explodes and then i know that the word of the day is trampoline
the word of the day is "oh boy" like mickey mouse says it but then you also hear a bunch of metal sounds and half a scream like he fell into a meat grinder
the word of the day is our solemn duty to present millions of people with new vocabulary. it's an opportunity, and a RESPONSIBILITY, that we take extremely seriously.
the word of the day is tommy