My friend messaged me the other day asking if I was doing anything on a particular day. This friend knows that I don’t have plans. Ever. Now I have to not respond forever.
I don’t make the rules people. Anxiety does.
You’ll be thinking “I’m cooking tonight.” And then Grubhub will be talking in a Barry White voice about “Just use the app baby. You ain’t gotta cook.” And I’m all like, you’re right Barry White! @Grubhub
I know my 1,500 followers (75% must be bots) are going to be sad but I don’t know if I can stay on a platform owned by Elon Musk. I’m just so tired of that jackass.