Dave the Black Guy

Writer of words put in a specific order to entertain readers. 🌈Ally ✊🏽🏈🏀⚾️ ; 2 x novelist (he, him) 2x suicide survivor #mentalhealth #suicideawareness

[Dave the Black Guy @Realdaveblack]

@AndyKindler It makes me unreasonably angry how the GEICO lizard takes such tiny steps! How is he getting to all these places? Make it make sense!

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@jurassicgil Sorry buddy.

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I voted.

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@sarahekite Happy birthday!

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It’s my birthday. Elon Musk bought Twitter. The new Call of Duty is out.

Hell, I might not get back on here for a few months.

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My friend messaged me the other day asking if I was doing anything on a particular day. This friend knows that I don’t have plans. Ever. Now I have to not respond forever.
I don’t make the rules people. Anxiety does.

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Most cringe worthy euphemism for emptying one’s bowels. (Back off man, I’m a writer and this is research.)

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Most cringe worthy euphemism for emptying one’s bowels. (Back off man, I’m a writer and this is research.)

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@DanRShafer Make your January plans in confidence. The Packers won’t cause any conflicts.

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Alex Jones is about to be as broke as I am! F Infowars!

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@DanRShafer 6 more years of Johnson?!

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Will someone give Kanye the rainbow wig and the red nose so he can complete his outfit?

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@AdrianaMendez doing work on Saturday! 👍🏽

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You’ll be thinking “I’m cooking tonight.” And then Grubhub will be talking in a Barry White voice about “Just use the app baby. You ain’t gotta cook.” And I’m all like, you’re right Barry White! @Grubhub

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Damn Grubhub notifications!

Maybe today Satan. Maybe today.

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@DanRShafer Did no one read this beforehand?

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@AndyKindler Yay Wisconsin! (Send help!)

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@Corridoor They’re back to talking again.

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I know my 1,500 followers (75% must be bots) are going to be sad but I don’t know if I can stay on a platform owned by Elon Musk. I’m just so tired of that jackass.

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@AndyKindler I’m in Wisconsin. We need a lot of help! Johnson is flooding the airwaves with his bullshit.

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